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[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

Travesty. But there is something to be said about putting a pat of butter of a very warm bagel, and letting it melt and soak into the food.
"NYC bagel shops are experiencing a cream cheese shortage" https://t.co/yVUI9YIc6o

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

#CulinaryTrurh there need to be more breakfast cocktails.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@TODAYshow Good optics. Because relationships? They can feel like a prison. An unbearable prison.

[🎸Return of Rock🎸 @ReturnofR]

Elton John. #EltonJohn https://t.co/PzSD8d3h7e

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@amelsvoort_theo @acroce66 On that, I agree wholeheartedly.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@amelsvoort_theo @acroce66 And? Your point?

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

The most influential women- my two lovely daughters.
"The most influential women of 2021 👩🏻‍🔬 👩🏼‍🚀 👩🏾‍💼" https://t.co/7FJAZB7OEb

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

#buythedip I never buy my own dip, I always prefer dip made by me,Bill. A good bean dip, or even guacamole cannot be bought.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

Night time is the only time I feel safe and most myself.
It's no coincidence it's when everyone else is slumbering, and I am left alone.
#sittingontheporch

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@emeraldofemeril I could say the same for yours- so long as you continue to emulate your hero, Emeril Lagasse.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

Tonight is the night of realizations. I awake for the first time- in years.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@emeraldofemeril You're one tweet away from being #blocked.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

How about we unfollow everyone- better yet LOG OFF- and enjoy life! All I want is some peace. I am barely hanging on.
"Should you ask friends to unfollow your ex?" https://t.co/nDmGwqDtOF

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

"Although I trained and strengthened their arms, yet they devise evil against me."
Jeremiah 48:26

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

Too relevant...at least to my situation now..
https://t.co/7wyd8O0NkU

[EmeraldofEmeril'sEyes @emeraldofemeril]

Absolutely. Why not get actual puppets in the government instead of political ones?

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@emeraldofemeril I have no idea what you just said, but I can still deduct that it's bullshit.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

Need this energy the next time I need to request time off

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

@emeraldofemeril Well your hero is Emeril Lamegasse. So you do the math.

[Bill Byers @Bill__Byers]

I felt this way when my wife left shortly, some months ago. I thought every day would be my last . I was horrified to even think that love was not enough. Luckily that's over.
"George Clooney ‘I was on the ground thinking it’s the last minute of my life’" https://t.co/czvIbdx0UO