Bill Cipher

Oh-ho-ho! Gravity Falls! Sure is GREAT to be back! Now, about that whole watching you schtick? Don't worry! I still am, only this is WAY easier!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Well, it's been great while it lasted, folks! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a millennia of reincarnating to accomplish! Pah, Stupid Pines!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Want some Bill Cipher-brand nihilism with less bloodshed?Say no more! Follow @90skidsimulator where I pretend to be the average ANGSTY teen!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

@Billsosceles You guys? I think you guys really get it. I trust your decision making skills. Tonight, I PROCRASTINATE! And maybe just sleep.

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Time to deck the halls with the bowels of Holly! I don't know where you are sister, but trust me, we WILL find you. #Run

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Speakin' a which, I think I need some input from the masses. To capture Mabel, should I:

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

UPDATE: Mabel actually did escape her prison. Oh well, guess I got to spend the next two months scheming until 2016 for unspecified reasons!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

People keep messaging me saying "Bill! Mabel's escaped her prison!" Pfft-you kidding me? I hate to BURST your bubble, but that's impossible!

[Disney XD @DisneyXD]

Pick a Pines. #GravityFalls

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Come to Mabel's Prison Bubble! We ALL float up here! (Literally!)

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

If youre looking for a "live-blogging" account of the Weirdmageddon (patent pending name), apparently this guy @dril has got it all covered!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

WOW. Teeth just drank all of the transdimensional ecto-slime while the rest of us were playing Body Mutilation Twister. #FakeFriends

[Gravity Falls News @NewsGF]

Yes, in Bill’s version of the Gravity Falls opening theme, there is indeed a tree running through the forest.

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Anyhow! If you notice your left hand and right hand have been swapped, relax! This is, in my personal opinion, what nature TRULY intended.

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Why's everyone so surprised I vaporized the Time Baby anyways? The guy's a PARTY-POOPER! His diapers haven't been changed in centuries!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

You cant see Shooting Stars burn unless theyre surrounded by Darkness! Luckily, Pine Trees can catch fire and be witnessed anytime anywhere!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

I start my campaign of terror across your pitiful realm by first implanting a small pea into everyones frontal lobe! Don't question my will!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Honey, I'm home! Time to change the drapes to human flesh, and human flesh to drapes! The abstract will be the norm, and the norm abstract!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

@JerryTheSlime0 Draw a triangle! Then you put your right leg in, you put your right let out, you amputate your leg and you hobble all about!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

If you suspect that your closest friend is contemplating cannibalism after you're stranded on a deserted island, be sure to bEAT him to it!

[Bill Cipher @Billsosceles]

Fools! Can't you see? Musical prophet group Banarama tried warning you of Gravity Fall's calamitous fate long ago! https://t.co/Ei2u9ccHw2