Billy Eltiste

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump It was hella funny watching you walk down that thing. Please find more to walk on ASAP.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@JoeBiden Another generic tweet. Mehhhhh

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

WHAT. A. FINISH! Retweet to congratulate Brad @Keselowski on his Bristol win.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

Son of a bitch! It’s a great quote.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Amid the turbulence of a pandemic & racedemic, I offer this reflection on what Earth looks like from space, as only an Apollo astronaut can tell it.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@KatiePhang @JoeyLaurenAdams Whoever filmed this and didn’t knock this bitch out is a pussy.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump If you’re playing golf during a global pandemic while you’re the president and then defending it, you might be a red neck.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump It’s called blameshift. It’s the definition of your presidency.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump The fact that you have more to say about your ratings than Memorial Day says all I need to know about you.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@JoeBiden Vague and meaningless.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@JoeBiden You don’t “believe” in science. You either comprehend science or you don’t.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump @washingtonpost Obama didn’t leave any covid-19 tests, you say? What a jerk. 🙄

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@kharyp The cart guy displays EXACTLY how kindness kills. She couldn’t handle him being nice to her and happy. Well done, sir!

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@neiltyson @StarTalkRadio Amazing to the googol power

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If Trump wins in November, will he blame everything on the first Trump administration?

[NASA @NASA]

We don't know who needs to hear this, but you are made of star stuff.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@coleyworld Yup, since 1977

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump I can’t put my finger on it, but I know I’ve read a similar promise somewhere. Help me out here, anyone?

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump Aka: Trumps presidency.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump Well, that’s a lie.

[Billy Eltiste @Billy402]

@realDonaldTrump Why did you have to read the condolence part? Then quickly to the economy without batting an eyelash. Solid dude.