billy beatson

Standen engineering Area sales manager for Scotland and Ireland. dad and grandad , enjoy golf and rugby

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@elonmuskTN 👎

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘We’re doing this to produce food that keeps you alive. I don’t know how hard that is to understand.’

Potato Farmer James Fairlie fumes at Labour’s treatment of farmers and says they are ‘killing the hand that feeds them’.

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[Mike Neaverson @MikeNeaverson]

T2 potentially available next week. 2019, double omega, fantastic harvester ready for work.

[British Potato @BritishPotato_]

Fantastic to see demonstrations from Grimme, Dewulf, Standen and AVR yesterday and to catch up with many familiar faces!
We can’t wait to see you and these fantastic machines up close next year at British Potato Event and of course at our British Potato Industry Awards evening!

[Farmers Weekly @FarmersWeekly]

👏🏽 Say what you like about @JeremyClarkson, but this from himself and @RealHawkstone is absolutely fantastic.

[☠️ Matt 👾 @Mattisamazing33]

Ahahahaha it’s a cyclist

[Lauren Rettie @LaurenRettie]

Farmers local to Perth/Fife - I’m on the hunt for a small amount of Wheat seed for a Farm to Fork table @AgriiUK are doing at local shows. Ideally not treated.

Photo attached of what I’m trying to do and the amount of seed needed.

Thanks in advance 🌾🌾

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@MattP1Gallagher Yes

[Produce Solutions @ProduceSolution]

Our first trial started - row width trial sponsored by @cupgra and @McCainUKIE - looking to assess the impact of four different row widths on yield and tuber size distribution - 72,86,91, and 101cm. Plant population remaining the same - so varying the row spacing for each.

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@bernie_collins1 @SkySportsF1 Should be at every race Bernie, your insight is great to listen too

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@EdHodson4 @GrimmeUK @GRIMMEGroup @PerkinsEngines @CaterpillarInc Good luck Ed

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@andiipoops Hi

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@fabulucy

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@EdNesling My absolute favourite

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@Amanda_morrison What Scallops should look like, where can I buy them?

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@tomallenstevens @CropTecShow Get them for every show, straight to bin

[Brian Wilkie @Bryz1]

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout.

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now.

The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping
everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already

🛒 filled my cart
🛒 emptied my cart
🛒 scanned the items
🛒refilled my cart

and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me " as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's vour problem not mine.

• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.

YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed ....All of us

These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old
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[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@farmerkaney @O2 All networks are the same Richard, they have all forgotten that it it a phone first and foremost, that seems to be the last thing it is now

[billy beatson @BillyBeatson]

@NoContextHumans No it isn’t