Billy Bob

Kiss my squirrel munchin' ass.

[Billy Bob @billybob]

Hey monkey nuts were now live on hulu! Check us out!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/221783/trailer-trash-faceoff?from=fb_share

[Billy Bob @billybob]

Lost my toof

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@TarynSouthern losing my watch

[Billy Bob @billybob]

Never go to the petting zoo after too many cocktails!

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@toddgoldman hi

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@lionsgateonline why you called lionsgate? What a stupid name! Are there any lions? Or gates? Makes no sense!

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@LisaLampanelli I hear you will squirrel munch anything that walks! How bout a cartoon character?

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@samriegel or just a lady farm animal

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I'm thinking twitter should have been called twatter! With a scratch n sniff app!

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@samriegel are you hitting on me mister? U know I only fancy the ladies and mid sized farm animals right!

[Billy Bob @billybob]

Can a man get PMS? Possum munchin sickness?

[Billy Bob @billybob]

Attention fans, all 24 of you! I am just a cartoon character! I am not real and neither are my tweets! Yer just smokin too much crack!

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@HowardStern how do I grow my hair long and purdy like you? been rubbing my own poop in my hair to grow faster but it aint working! Help?

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@michael_clark what kind of toe nail sucking idiot has two first names as their name?? Sincerely billy bob

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@iamdiddy hey possum wrangler how do I get into the drinking bizness like you! I have me a lethal moonshine recipe!

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@PaulyMShore yer like my favorite actor of all time! I want to bend you over and make a man of ya!

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@snuffaluffagus how I have pleasured myself to you many a nights

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@iamdiddy where did you learn your english so good? I swear I understand half your words! Impressive.

[Billy Bob @billybob]

@TarynSouthern have we met? I'm southern too? Show me your ho hos!

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@StephenGlickman doesn't this freak you out right now?