Billy Cusa

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Every girl has 906 Instagram followers

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Honestly what is a DJ ever doing

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

My rule is basically don't put stupid shit on your head.

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Why do I have like 5 Keurig machines?

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

"You got diarrhea?"
"Hell no man I ain't gay"

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Also what do you the funniest thing that ever happened was?

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Awwww sheeeeeet https://t.co/vh5Yg6kvFl

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Cargo pants are so passive aggressive

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

What the even fuck?

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

I was gonna make a stupid tweet but my phone's at 1% :(

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

I have so few followers on twitter that a tweet with 0 favorites doesn't necessarily mean it was unsuccessful

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

What do you think the longest someone ever died was?

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

The difference between a parfait and a smoothie is a blender

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Weathermen are so creepy like I have an iPhone

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey @DiGiornoPizza, what the fuck are you ever talking about? Is the guy who runs your twitter on acid?

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Johnny Bravo and Johnny Drama are so similar

[courtney @violentcuddles]

@ADAMDEVINE is killing it on the voice right now!!

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

My dogs are so artistic lately

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

Camo pants are a great way to let people know that you do heroin

[Billy Cusa @BillyCusa]

What does Casey Anthony wear when she babysits?

A lawsuit