Billy Whack

Writer. Artist. Pro Wrestling persona. I can easily beat you at Name that Tune. SUPERWRESTLERS.

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My gosh. I just figured out what the “Number 27” was from that Japanese restaurant on Belmont from 33 years ago. Except when I make it, it doesn’t come in a (possibly used) war helmet. #revelations

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“If something happens to me, you should know who Dedra is…”
(Estate Sale remix)

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@214TexasMartin @OccupyDemocrats How? This makes no sense. He lost twice. The second time simply because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut.

Your post here makes ZERO SENSE.

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@TheRichardTater @OccupyDemocrats Loser? Guy lost twice in court. Wtf does this meme even mean?

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@DebBrowning2110 @OccupyDemocrats Your proof is… where? Keep kicking boots while defending a pedo that doesn’t care about you.

He doesn’t care about you.

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@politvidchannel Let me guess… She couldn’t stand the smell of his full McDonald’s diaper, so “The Deal” was off.

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@RyGuyFly25 @keithedwards I wouldn’t be surprised to find out you’re a bot.

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@realDonaldTrump Quick! Distract everyone!

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@CharlieK_news If it sends ANYONE GUILTY OF CRIMES to prison, yes. This is a no-brainer.

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THIS Chef is slower than Chef DELAY MIGNON, and he’s “The World’s Slowest Chef”. Yikes.

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@AlecLace Nah, bro. We see you.

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@AlecLace Wait… WHAT? Are you out of your fucking mind??
What the fuck, buddy. You really just said that?? Holy shit. You’re condoning this murder?? You’re an actual piece of shit, I suppose. You basically threatened people to not vote against you. So where’s the fucking democracy here?

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@starwarstufff Luke, Han, Leia, Vader.

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@yhn @CoachForGov The crime levels in your state are embarrassing. Shame on you for even speaking out about this. Maybe YOU should be arrested for such an abysmal job. Stay in your lane.

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Star Wars Battlefront 3 would be great, but if not, can we just add on to Battlefront II? Is that impossible? #StarWarsBattlefront3 #Battlefront3 #StarWars

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Empire Strikes Back Crew

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@PeteHegseth Must have been fat thumbs that sent those war plans to China. Amiright? Hey, ohhhhh!

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@cmvenom Wade Barrett: “They’re Lucha masks. There’s SUPPOSED to be hard to take off.”

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@YourAnonCentral Well, please save us then. How did we even let it get this far?

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@TheRichFromCali Such a dork. I’m mortified.