Dana Trinderup Bilodeau

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Open to weirdos of all breeds #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

I talked about erotica the other night after NO drinks thank you #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

For a millisecond there you were in the correct scissoring position #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Maybe the full moon gets you horny #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Well you never know what's hidden in the folds of the hemorrhoids #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

I bought the second fisting book #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Everything comes up Jamaican #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Big phat corny poo #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

My last sleigh of the festive season #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

I'm not strong and I'm not cool but I will try my best #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

I'll give you a million pounds if I hiss #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

I'll be like a tightly wrapped sausage #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Dont day that you're wanking me off tonight #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Will you suck me off later #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Shouldn't have to say this - but keep your teeth in your mouth #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

I've been farting all down the shambles #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

She's a lesbian. I can see it in the way she sways her hips #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

You don't listen to hot chocolate you drink it #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

You know what, slay with that colostomy bag #tweetit

[Dana Trinderup Bilodeau @BilodeauDana]

Phantom of the fish allergy #tweetit