Diealated

Rapper. Gamer. Mediocre Human.

[Diealated @BindTheCaster]

Words can't express how much I appreciate this. If I had to choose some, I'd say THANK YOU! https://t.co/UcoiTP9dWj

[loren bouchard @lorenbouchard]

I JUST WANNA PUT A BURGER WHERE YOUR LIPS IS
The Bob's Burgers Song (A Musical Tribute to Seasons 1-3) https://t.co/acJgBt6dTs via @YouTube

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@HitCockBottom “Accidentally”

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@GenericEdBoi Basically my experience as well. Super easy to be over extended or out of position and just end up running it down. On the other hand, there’s some matches where you just feel unkillable. Weirdly frustrating yet fun character.

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@linzer_art It’s either that or forcing urn at bad times and only two people showing so so they’re basically delivering urn and two free kills on a schedule. Archon.

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@GenericEdBoi Penis really underperforming in this one

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@linzer_art Haven’t played yet but been watching edboi and it looks aight like this. Closer for sure

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“why can’t i jack off to this like i did when it was a man”

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In God of War (2018), you spend the entire game mourning a woman who never says a word. She's just a body you carry up a mountain. The next game makes her the hero. And in the old stories, she once fought Thor to a standstill.

Her name is Faye. She dies in the opening, and everything after is Kratos, the bald, furious warrior you play as, and his young son Atreus carrying her ashes to the highest peak in the world. You never hear her speak. You only ever see her wrapped in cloth, then burning on a funeral fire.

What the games slowly reveal is who she was. To the giants she was Laufey the Just, a warrior who led uprisings against Odin and his gods and shielded the weak from them, even breaking their prisoners loose. She fought Thor once and neither of them won. He was drunk at the time, fine, but Thor is the hardest hitter the gods have, so holding him off at all says plenty.

That famous axe Kratos throws and magically calls back to his hand was hers first. The dwarf blacksmiths Brok and Sindri forged it for her, built to match Thor's hammer, and she handed it down to Kratos before she died.

She also quietly set the whole story in motion. She could see the future, so she marked the trees around their home, arranged her own funeral, and aimed Kratos and Atreus straight at the journey that eventually topples Odin. The person steering all of it spent the entire time as a corpse.

Sony revealed God of War: Laufey at their June State of Play, with twenty minutes of gameplay. Everyone figured a prequel, since she's dead. Nope. Creative director Cory Barlog says it's "a continuation of the timeline," starting the moment after that funeral. Instead of resting in peace, Faye wakes up somewhere called the Everywhen, the afterlife of the gods. Dead gods from all kinds of myths claw over the last scraps of power there, and the plans she made to protect her family are already coming apart.

The fighting is built around her, not her husband. Kratos is slow and heavy and hits like a truck. Faye is quick and airborne, leaping and juggling enemies in the air with a magic sword. She can hit an enemy hard enough to knock its soul clean out of its body, then start wailing on the soul itself. Deborah Ann Woll, Karen from Daredevil, plays her again, and the character is modeled on her face. Her first sidekick is a talking jelly cube named Phranque, voiced by Jack Quaid from The Boys.

There's no release date yet, and it's PS5 only. The woman whose death powered two of the best action games ever made finally gets to fight her own war.

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@herprettybones Would.

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@GenericEdBoi I won three in a row and got off haha

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@Wavy667_ You knew.

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@DeadlockAnon Fuck your team tbh. Play the video game. As long as you’re trying to learn and get better, you’re doing the right thing. It’s really not that serious.

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@bsqt__ Been using your last build with great results def gonna try this one

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@froggy_dl I’ll go negative and get blamed for a loss then the stats will roll and everyone else on my team has sub 1k objective damage. I’ll watch them push a wave to a guardian with no defense then peel for a camp instead of just shooting the guardian for 15 seconds to actually finish it.

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@scrumble_eggs Firm agree here

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@_HitCockBottom Hot

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@linzer_art Everyone wanna act like they never had a bad game of deadlock when someone else is having a bad game of deadlock.

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@crestepTTV Deadlock

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@_HitCockBottom This weird lip stuff just isn’t working for me.

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@crestepTTV High key

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@_HitCockBottom 10/10 makes it harder to eat