Miss Dong Copter

The Seinfeld of Shitposting. A neurotic masterpiece.

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Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."

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Break time

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I don't know how I manage to clench and unclench my jaw at the same time but I find a way.

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@nypost It's always in the eyes

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Bully me in replies and prove I still live rent free in your head, daddy.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i’m the funny one, not them.

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Chin up. It's Monday.

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Thank god football season started so we don't have to deal with them.

[Tara @Taraa077]

Male attention isn't even enjoyable.

They're so lustful and irritating

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@WillsRabbitFur Damn bruh 🤣

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Imagine deleting this app and putting your all into yourself and the relationships around you.

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Sunday reminding you tomorrow is Monday.

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Shit.

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

This is redundant we already know he's black

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I like to sit and contemplate my life choices while enjoying my morning coffee.

[erika @yeeeerika]

see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

liking her funny tweets instead of her thirst traps

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

It's like I always say, judge a book by its tits.