Miss Dong Copter

The Seinfeld of Shitposting. A neurotic masterpiece.

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

One time a guy picked me up to take me on our first date and he was playing this god awful metal music so I turned it down and he legit made an illegal U turn and took my ass right back home without saying one word.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

state troopers about to be like

[Rx @Rxgards]

me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"

[La Abuela García®™ @rthur013]

Te Quiero un Chingo Internet 😂😂😂😂

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“So you have mommy issues?”

“My issue is that you’re not my mommy”

[julia @juumelo_]

are you okay babe you’ve barely touched my nerves today

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

I'm grumpy af today

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

Show dominance by saying "charmed, I'm sure" while he's inside you.

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

@Mitchjustice34 😊 thank you!

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

Show dominance by saying "charmed, I'm sure" while he's inside you.

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

You heard it here first, folks.

[Mitch Justice @Mitchjustice34]

@HitCockBottom best account on twitter

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

@BannedChief Braid my hair

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

@MacabroProfesor Uh, thank you

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Bout to text him "I won't bother you no more" for no reason

[Chris Hemsworse @GodofBlunder247]

@HitCockBottom

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

@McL106 Yes! Sub! Omg 🤣😅

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

I love a good meatball sandwich and I think that says a lot about me as a woman.

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

@plutoskybase I know it

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

One time a guy picked me up to take me on our first date and he was playing this god awful metal music so I turned it down and he legit made an illegal U turn and took my ass right back home without saying one word.

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

@plutoskybase Longer than that. It was posted on the original account.