Alias Incognito

I’m not the person you’re thinking of, but just in case, I hear that guy has an above average wiener

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

@CanadianBeave13 These are the times we live in

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Today I saw a grown man with a velcro wallet AND a hot girlfriend. This will haunt me

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@LonelyTalegater What I think of when someone says “Slow Horses”

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@Hells75Belle 🤞 please be a full Grimace costume

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@BookQueen00 There never done in the middle when I get wedges or steak fries

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@CanadianBeave13 Reverse mom here and be like “no, we aren’t getting any, we have marijuana at home”

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@CarterCritiques Surprised no one has posted a video of it yet

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@BadCovid19 Either that or putting a lot of faith in the “Beyond” Section at Bed, Bath, and Beyond

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

Prerequisite question, how do you get sex?

[meggy @labstahh]

How do you even get sexually transmitted diarrhea?

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

@BadCovid19 Let me guess, the DIY store?

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@ms_amerie_jayne @OfficeofSteve Maybe he can Botox them? 🤷

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@BadCovid19 An unfathomable sentence a few years ago

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@BookQueen00 Everyone on this app seems to treat their b-hole like a rental car

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@HitCockBottom I hope you mean a meatball sub. Single file. Only acceptable way to down those balls. Can’t have them coming at you two+ wide

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

Hoping people assume I frequently have diarrhea because of all the sex I have not because I’m a neurotic mess

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists warn sexually transmitted diarrhea is rapidly developing antibiotic resistance, with some infections becoming “close to untreatable.”

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@avainwordland I got some bad news about the mileage on that thing. It’s been through some stuff…

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

When everyone on the Teams call thinks you’re focused on the conversation but it’s really that your morning coffee just hit and you’re concentrating on not shitting your pants

[Whack Morris @WhackMorris]

It’s spooky season. 👻

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

@jeffowen3 @tkpipedreams

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@BadCovid19 I really enjoy some of the drinks