Bingold

Let me take you through all the sandwiches I've had in the past 12 hours......

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I want an air freshener that smells like this [Cool Ranch Doritos]!

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A 5 gallon bucket of beer and a 5 gallon bucket of chicken? Someone's hard!

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Bologna is just the pancake form of a hot dog

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IT'S NATIONAL DONUT DAY!!! 🍩

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Has anyone ever outlived a bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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A bad chicken wing is still an above-average meal

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I can still smell BBQ on my hands from lunch! This is awesome. Why don't BBQ restaurants make air fresheners? #milliondollaridea

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Okay, hear me out: A Pop Tart is just a big breakfast ravioli.

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Me no can tweet today. Me too hungry.

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I want to take a nap in the refrigerator

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Brisk is what you drink when Nestea is unavailable #truthbomb

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I am a man, and men expect to get burned while cooking #tuesdaythought

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Regarding a pizza eating competition: The last winner ate 9 slices. No winner in the past has eaten more than 9.5 slices. I can definitely do 10 slices. I can win this 🍕 #pizza

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Anything is edible if you try hard enough #cocoabutter

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I just have a feeling that this weekend if we go out to breakfast, I'll order pancakes with a side of pancakes 🥞

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Okay what if you put a Nutella glaze on salmon and called it salmonella??? Am I a genius or am I a genius?

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I'm not always envious of my wife's pregnancy nose, but because she smells fruit roll ups right now, I am

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@rmbay That's my favorite sound because it means someone's making me dinner!

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They say not to eat your feelings, but I had a lot of happy feelings and I regret nothing

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Sometimes I have these great ambitions to eat something but then after I feel gross