Rebecca Bay

You are the sky. Everything else – it's just the weather.
- Pema Chödrön 🌤️

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

Today at Old Navy my total was $101.88. I used 101 reward dollars so I had to pay 88¢ in real money. A cashier, not even my cashier, looked at me and said, "You're an animal!" That's really the support women should give other women these days #womenupliftingwomen

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

I vacuumed on Saturday and the residual dust that I kicked up is still causing me to sneeze FOUR DAYS LATER. The lesson I will extract from this experience is that I should never vacuum again, and I will not be taking any outside opinions on this matter.

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

I just used the phrase "The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me" to rationalize eating cheese for dinner. Not all pursuits are noble #thisis31

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@awagsz Self-fulfilling prophecy? We love it.

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

Monday keeps happening every seven days and there's nothing we can do about it. The world is cruel.

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@tommykeene It makes it easier to escape!

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@DeidraBalchak Three years ago I picked my square because I wanted to be next to my friend on the board (might have even been you?) #norules

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@rachsyme This delightful purple dragon Squishmallow! (Did I actually buy it for someone who's turning 5 years old and then when it arrived, immediately order a second one so I could have one too? Yes, yes I did.)

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

If I could be as tenacious in any aspect of my life as this three-week-old zit on my face is, I'd really be going places

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@sistersharpie I think I could probably find someone at work who'd love to explain this fo' free so you can save your genie wish for something FRIVOLOUS

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

You know how sometimes you just need to lie on the floor?

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@JillianSacco Okay but who was it

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

I'm continually amazed by the AUDACITY the microwave has, to beep twice when I don't get my food out of it within a minute or two. What gives it the right? What does it do around this place to have such an attitude?

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t.

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

If you're clipping your nails while sitting at a gate at the airport there is a 7000% chance that I hate you

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

Everyone in Hallmark movies has perfect hair and I hate it

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@ImMeganCollins Also She's the Man: "I'm brilliant, shhhh!!!"

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

@ImMeganCollins She's the Man: "Viola, darling ... remember, chew like you have a secret."

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

Okay, but how did Kevin order a pizza from Little Nero's if the phone lines were down?

[Rebecca Bay @rmbay]

I feel personally attacked by the TurboTax email telling me I could get ahead and do my 2022 taxes now