Allyson 🚀

machine go brrrr #SendIt

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

here 3 bluesky codes
bsky-social-aee66-62lz3
bsky-social-6kmkv-pqel7
bsky-social-wkrgv-6hxgx

[Shane @shane_oaddo]

You come to me on the day of my “couple weeks between thanksgiving and christmas” and ask me to do the job you pay me to do

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

2 more bsky codes I’m just gonna post em here and see if it gets me banned
bsky-social-s6ymr-65rkd
bsky-social-yz5pq-d6isg

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Somehow he always settles on Chiefs uniform

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

@APKemistry omg when did he become an ADULT

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

@an_le4 I love this cup! and you! have a bootastic day!!

[abby govindan @abbygov]

how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

also I miss twitter :(

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

hello folks I have 5 invite codes for the blue sky, if anyone wants one DM or text me :)

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

@proncesspetch ik it’s not the focus but I LOVE that shirt

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

I saw pumpkin spice coffee at target yesterday so I’ve decided it’s fall and added cinnamon to my banana bread

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

that day I also tested positive for covid, and now the bananas are in an unknown state on the counter downstairs; will they hold on until I’m unsick? or will they be so nasty sean throws them out. only time will tell. (2/2)

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

here’s my banana bread saga: I bought green bananas (all they had at trader joe’s) last week; they were ripe by Friday when I left for LA for the weekend; held on to peak ripeness until early in the week, and I thought Wednesday (WFH) would be a good day to make bread; (1/2)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

@TubaBrandon yeah tell my little brain that

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

something wrong with my silly little tiny corporate america brain, I’m sick with covid and I’m worried I didn’t meet my deadlines this week smh what does it matter

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

when someone sends me a message and then deletes it before I see it my first reaction is always “oh so you hate me then”

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

craving the simplicity of lying in the grass reading a book

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

“as a type 1 diabetic I don’t get to have an opinion”

[Allyson 🚀 @awagsz]

LA is so LA hehe