B.

book lover, knowledge seeker, eye roller, dream catcher, tea adorer, moon admirer, occasional poemer, movie watcher, drinker of beverages at 70 degrees celsius.

[B. @BintaAM]

“We are afraid of losing what we have, whether it’s our life or our possessions and property. But this fear evaporates when we understand that our life stories and the history of the world were written by the same hand.”

— The Alchemist

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

🧍🏿‍♀️-“I want to tell you something”
Me - what’s that??
🧍🏿‍♀️- “I’ll tell you later”

[B. @BintaAM]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ibi @thisibi]

My mother told two people to email me their MSc dissertation so I could edit.

They had a 48 hour deadline🙂

I blocked them and almost blocked her too

[B. @BintaAM]

My almost 3-week long leave is ending, so naturally I’m infuriated and affronted at having to resume waking up early

[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

According to the way I planned my life from secondary school, today was supposed to be my swearing in ceremony as Governor of my state.

[Lover of Olympic Women 🫡✊🏾 @originalfisher]

The transformer movies progressively got worse as they kept coming out but dammit they never lost their fastball of “let Optimus get off a speech and aura farm” and ill always appreciate them for that

[Tallow Twins | Skincare @Tallowtwins]

Now THAT is an icon.

[𝓾𝔂𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓸𝓮 @MINISIBISII]

“Autobots, roll out!”

[B. @BintaAM]

Chai Optimus Prime 🥹💔

[່ @franchiseford]

thank you for giving me one of the biggest dopamine hits of my life sir ❤️

[B. @BintaAM]

He voiced Thaedus too? 😭

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

RIP, Peter.

Our team teared up hearing you record as Thaedus the first time, and our eyes are misty again now.

You’ll ALWAYS have a coalition of fans in us.

Rest easy, friend.

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Boss: “You can leave early if you want”

Me:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

[#MOST @jeandeauxmusic]

Dolly died without the world ever seeing her man. My president til the very end. Thank you for your service queen.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

It's a misdirect. Doom gone pull off that mask and it's gone be Terrence Howard

[Doc Holliday @mk_ghazii]

😂😂😂😂 This is 100x better than all those useless bridesmaids vs groomsmen games.

[reon ✈️ @reon_beckles]

Applying to jobs while clocked in at work.

[B. @BintaAM]

This may be the best one 🤣🤣

[chiIe @uhmchi]

me watching you from inside the car

[B. @BintaAM]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

A man calling me in front of him right after I just gave him the wrong number.

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

when the person you cut off pulls up next
to you 🤣

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

Beyoncé on the elevator with jay z and solange: