Lindsay Owens

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@KayteeBrand this is Poppy. we updated her tower on 2/25/23 w/ your product. On 3/5/23 despite being correctly installed her tower fell w/ her in it. For the next 5 hrs I watched my friend slowly die in pain from internal bleeding. I am mortified & beyond upset. she was family

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

How the heck did @joeylawrence get voted off @MaskedSingerFOX ? Clearly he was the best of the 3 choices on stage!

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@chefsymon what happens to the meat not selected to be submitted on BBQ USA?

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Just watching #BBQUSA slightly freaking out at #michaelsymon facial hair. Recognized the voice before the face!

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Did @MasterChefJrFOX just spoil who is the final 2 kiddos?! 😩😤

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@espn how can we watch NHL on our laptop & phone but not our Samsung TV? We can watch all other sports on the TV, why you hating on NHL?! #DallasStars

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Wait...are the kids that ate tidepods the ones saying side parts and skinny jeans aren't cool? #imconfused #sidepart #sidepartforlife

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

I got to be a guest host on my child's fake science web show today. Be sure to check out my episode on NoTube. Hoping to guest host in the future. #scienceforkids #guesthost

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Covid and working from home has really just turned into finding leggings that can be used for all things: working out, grocery shopping runs, occasional stops into the office and not looking like a slob, weekend visits to friends/family, laying on the couch, driving to nowhere..

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@LtJoeKenda watching the last episode was heartbreaking. Legit feel like I suffered a horrible break up. Would it be weird to say I want you back? Come back to me, Joe. I can't go on without you. #HomicideHunter

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@prattprattpratt Dreams really DO come true!!!

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Here I am second guessing not having curtains.... #YOU @netflix

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@JurassicWorld. @prattprattpratt. @BryceDHoward She is watching for the first time.

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

(Me stepping outside) You smell that??? It smells like Halloween.

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Yesterday I was blamed because it was not raining. Today was because she couldn't find the shoes that were where I said they are. I cannot wait to see what the future holds. #children #problems #blameitonmom #sixyearolds

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

I'd like to make a shout out to @blakelively and @AnnaKendrick47. Because of you 2 being in a movie together, my husband is actually going to see a movie I suggested (one that is not a hero movie..or is it a hero movie?! Omg idk. The trailers leave so much to the imagination!)

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

@panerabread. My favorite part of ordering pick up is driving back to work eating my FAVORITE item...the french baguette. You can understand my anguish when i found no baguette in my bag today 😭idk what went wrong...it was on the receipt!

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

Break dancing defined by girl child: you take a break, and then do cool stuff #childdefinitions #breakdancing

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

I am not a stay at home mother, I have not spent every second of the summer with my child, but boy I cannot wait for school to start.

[Lindsay Owens @BinzerLinds]

I'm waiting for the day that I repeat a song so many times, that Alexa asks me if I'm ok. #foreigner #alexa #imok #thisismysong