𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚜 ❤️

biomedicine, taylor swift, miraculous ladybug, spyxfamily, pro women’s autonomy, pro trans rights

[𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚜 ❤️ @BiomedMarie]

@elizabethxkatie @Nuraar How the fuck did you see this

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Hannah Montana: The Movie’ star Taylor Swift is now officially married to Travis Kelce.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The NHS will reward people who walk for 30 minutes a day with discounts and vouchers from next year

[emma🪻 @gaycersei]

someone asked me today “is tinie tempah british” FYM IS HE BRITISH 😭😭😭😭 HES BEEN TO SOUTHAMPTON BUT HES NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

they would've stoned you to death for saying this back in woke 1.0

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

you cannot afford to miss a single DAY of british politics

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

so mad having grown up in the “we really can stop climate change!” era to now being firmly in the “hmm i guess we gotta figure out how to live alongside climate disaster 🥴” era. good stuff !!

[𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚜 ❤️ @BiomedMarie]

@ekondu_e @beckytaylorgill Right so you’re better, having a meltdown over a comment? One sentence from OP verses a paragraph from you?

[𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚜 ❤️ @BiomedMarie]

@tanayj @_Zeets Yeah mate it’ll be 8°C in the UK and they’ll call a hydration break at precisely 25m13s. Bizarre thing to do tbh, just seems like an advertising thing and it’s kinda devastating

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[opinionated @fatho3000]

@ankyhaidy Bad luck is karma for sins I did not know I committed

[ava🇸🇪🇳🇴🇧🇷🇪🇸🇨🇴🇫🇷 @yujionthatbeat]

ariana is still wrong for getting with that man from the start but damn he threw away his highschool sweetheart wife and newborn kid for no reason at all. good luck being divorced and also spongebob

[bene gesserit candidate @drigbodoll]

it’s very normal and common. everybody is annoying, you’re gonna annoy people that love you & they’re gonna talk about it

[𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚜 ❤️ @BiomedMarie]

@calebdollar @dietxcokewhore Yeah I had many last hoorahs before I realised it was never going to be the last.

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

@yeaokok It's comments like these that kept Squidward closeted for so long.

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

starting your first job in corporate as a woman with a bubbly personality and genuinely wanting to get along with everybody