Bionic Carrot

As the great man said, if you are first you are first, if you are second you are nothing. ST Holder. RIP Jota 20

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@WilcoFtbl Iraola won't raid his old team just like Klopp never. By all accounts Kroupi is off to Arsenal. Unfortunately he will be hamstrung by Hughes and Edwards same as Slot I imagine!

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@grimshub Fucking hell road signs in 'London' showing directions to Widnes and Liverpool Airport!

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Iraola excites and worries me at the same time! Bournemouth played football without fear and even when losing players he never complained he just found a way. The worry is how he manages the egos in our dressing room and will top talent want to come and work under him 🤔

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Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

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@JacobsBen Arne has his injury excuse lined up for next season! Another Leoni type injury and we are screwed!

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@LiverpoolXtraa Imagine a world where someone does not trust Gomez or Endo but then trusts Gakpo!!*

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@AnfieldWatch PSG have Barcola but want Diomande, therefore its a no brainer Diomande if he is good enough for the current European Champions who might retain their title then he is good enough for us!

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@Royston56428882 @The_Crab_Man_ Agree, he was raging on Saturday in the 2nd half when it was 1-1 and we slowed an attack down, we need to retain players with passion as its limited in the current set up!

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@Royston56428882 @The_Crab_Man_ Agree mate they should offer him a two year extension, he would be great to have around for experience / coaching and imagine he was our back up in 18 months 2 years couldn't think of a better number 2

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@SimonBrundish First player to be sold this summer 👍🏻

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Very odd FSG never bothered to turn up yesterday but where here last year for the glory. Also, no support for Slot when there is a lot of media speculation surrounding him and he has 1 year left! Surely Edwards must be under the microscope as well, multi club failed, LFC failing

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@redraaj77 Not everyone processes grief in the same way so I am not having everyone was severly impacted also players who did not know Jota have failed to perform in a team devoid of any of the qualities we expect from a Liverpool team!

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@sonos most infuriating tech out there! Set up speakers, authorise Apple, playing music then product disappears off the App not the first time. Music still playing but cannot change without reconnecting! If you haven't bought one, do yourself a favour and don't. Waste of money!!

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@AnfieldEdition No Gakpo worst player by a mile!

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@Lfcbami3 The man is a gaslighting narcissist anyone who believes his drivel needs to give their head a wobble!

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@RousingTheKop Chatting shit as usual. It should have been better it wasn't about this season it was about 19 & 20, number 6 and 9 years of turning this club around. Loved Nicol as a player but he is a bitter old man!

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@lfc_nino All except Mo or he had not been down Annie Rd by the time we left! Disappointing to be honest bit like the season, half arsed!! Understand emotional day but should have been better for 2 legends!!

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@LFC Do you think FSG will give is a money back guarantee on our season tickets? They want to keep Slot, so if the football isn't 100% better next season our money back?

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@AnfieldWatch Get to fuck! Worst points total to secure it, nothing to celebrate!!

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@StanCollymore He won't turn this around Stan when so many match goers know he isn't right for the club I have never seen this end up with the minority being right in 51 years of going the match!