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@CharlotteEmmaUK Why was there a queue at Foot Asylum out of interest?

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@MontiBcn That’s a re-sale site. Has nothing to do with U2. Although, I’d don’t imagine they’re giving them away at face value.

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@SAantoinette86 @rustyrockets Do you not find it even a teeny bit coincidental that all this ‘the establishment is out to get me’ stuff, starting around the time the shit was about to hit the fan?

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@FGoodby88620 @andyburnham @Beenetworkintl @BeeNetwork @UKLabour They’ve done this going to the football when it’s really busy. Had people tap in on their hand held devices and then loads got fined. I don’t think they’ve done it deliberately. Probably just poorly trained staff who haven’t had their machine set up right to acknowledge tap ins.

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@LeeHurstComic Lee unblocks hundreds of leftists he’d previously blocked.

Lee calls all leftists stupid cunts.

Please give Lee some attention he’s clearly craving.

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@I_amMukhtar Tbf, it’s a well known fact that all murderers, murder every single person that they meet. So she’s got a point.

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@AlexRobboo @RealDannyTommo I’m guessing the legal advice he got was from a solicitor. And it seems he was happy for him to go guilty. So I’m guessing probably not.

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@HelenSm56757337 @thenowherephoto But we’re not talking about assaulting or stealing from imaginary people. We’re talking about criminal damage. The clue as to how that’s possible without an identified owner is the fact that this guy has just pleaded guilty to it.

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@SimonHarrisMBD Apart from lovely Lucy of course. She wanted to go not guilty but her deep state appointed lawyer forced her to go guilty.

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@VictorMeldrew17 I think given the choice of tasks, I’d prefer tackling the job of taking a selfie over crossing turbulent seas on a rubber boat. But that’s just me.

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@GeordiePhoenix_ Probably more to do with him filming himself committing a crime and posting it all over social media. Although it would have been fun seeing him go not guilty and trying to deny it.

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@robalini @stusfootyflash It’s the only pen. I remember him taking and defo at Elland Road. He scored at Villa Park. Day after the poll tax riots and same day as the Strangeways riot. But it was a far post tap in, not a pen.

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@UTDTRUTHH No you’re not. You’re just a person over 15 with a passing interest in football.

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You clearly know a lot more about it than I do. It’s just so obviously a ridiculous situation they’ve created, where all these companies have their own HR Dept, Paybills, control, recruitment, customer services, etc. etc. etc. When they could all just be one nationwide or at least regionalised depts.

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@abumurtador @ThePitchLine Negredo was class. He had to leave for, well, reasons. Elano was a tremendous signing too. Not surprising Johnson flopped, since it looks like he was replaced by some random black guy.

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@DSHZY415 Probably about the same time as all primary schools abandon computer work, as virtually none of the pupils own phones.

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@EllieHodgesxx They have personal greeters for passengers disembarking at Heathrow now?

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@PaddyConvoy @bluebloodEFC75 I know it’s all good fun. But seriously, people don’t actually believe that do they?

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@ItsNovaRose They’ve had shopping trolleys like that at my local supermarket for at least 20 years. Must admit, I’ve never heard of a machine that dries clothes before though.