Terminally Online Man

I can be your waifu baby UwU

He / They

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

Disco Elysium fans when Whirling In Rags (8PM) starts playing

[Meg (they/them) @meganroseruiz]

To be honest, why would I even bother reading or watching something you’ve put on the internet if you didn’t bother to write it yourself? Content creators are so strangely defensive of their generative AI use and I genuinely don’t get it

[harv @harvv]

IF YOU CAN’T SIT IN THE CINEMA FOR TWO HOURS WITHOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION THEN DON’T FUCKING GO TO ONE

[Sophie Holsinger @sophiemhols]

Thrilled that people are going to the movies, not so thrilled that it feels like many of them are massive losers incapable of sitting silently without a second screen for a few hours

[Eamon Melia @EamonMelia]

Why cant the ESB fund upgrades out of the huge profits they are making ???

[Jimmy “Jonesin” Maverick @EXP0SETHEFRAUD]

Yeah bro buying an old house is a fucking nightmare. I’ve never spent so much god damn money to be pissed off fixing shit. Then my wife thinks I’m god damn Bob the fucking builder.

“Oh men are suppose to be handy” fuck you, I grew up playing runescape I don’t know shit about fuck to fix shit.

Oh watch YouTube. Watch a tik tok. God I want to kill myself.

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Everyone knows most corporate jobs can be completed by lunch. Everything after is strictly performative theater so you don’t get fired

[Féile an Phobail @FeileBelfast]

Statement from Féile an Phobail

[Terminally Online Man @Birb_Boiii]

@sseemour @FroxBoi

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Every action hero having to be a hitman or Navy SEAL has been an annoyance of mine for a while. Bring back the Hitchcockian everyman who has to rise to the occasion! More Richard Kimbles and Alan Grants, please.

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

faintbunnyy joke so good he immediately goes on the yard after the stream and retells it

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: New study finds that a minimum-wage worker in 1971 had a lifestyle affordability similar to someone making $100K today.

[NJ @NoJusticeMTG]

sorry to robot wars post again but I'm just rewatching the original series and it might just be the best thing ever put on television in that era. At least before the box-on-wheels meta happened

[laysha @pinkgamerchair]

idk why but i thought people buying shit off of tiktok shop was a joke

[nyara @nyaraVT]

The party of “protect women and children” when it’s about ACTUALLY protecting women and children

[na (SPACEGODZILLA Era) @na81992647]

"There is a comic book. You say you're a nerd. Read the comic book. Don't be a nerd by trade, be a nerd by fact."

Goddamn it man, you deserved so much better Mackie.