Birch the Cat

I have the human voice of @SirPatStew and Colin Firth combined. Perennial candidate for no office in particular. Doctorate of Humane Letters. He/Him.

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

I’ve released another short ad to get you excited about this @NYCCouncil campaign & remind you to go and JUMP for what you want! #TeamBirchEBirch #BirchWillGetItDone

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

After much, careful consideration, I am announcing I will *NOT* be running for #NY10. I will make endorsements shortly (probably @CarlinaRivera,) but encourage everyone to vote against that scum, groundhog-killing De Blasio.

[Rick McGahey @rickmcgahey]

New York Governor Kathy Hochul proposes using $850 million in taxes for a new Buffalo Bills stadium and their billionaire owner. Stadiums aren't economic development, especially in a poor, segregated region like Buffalo. My latest @Forbes blog: https://t.co/a0Zwi0Wo9y

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

It’s good to be the king

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

In New York City making a major announcement for JFK airport. Watch live: https://t.co/qbmbxAyKmW

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

But seriously, humans

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

I begin my days excessively early w/ vintage episodes of “Firing Line”

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

I begin my days excessively early w/ vintage episodes of “Firing Line”

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

Yawning into the weekend

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

I have not conceded and never will because my district exists like Woodstock—deep in your minds. But in all seriousness, I am looking for a new office to run for, mainly so I don’t have to get a job elsewhere.

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

I am pleased to announced the shortage on those little @Starbucks stoppers appears to be over, and I can get back to my primary work of chasing them around the floor.

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

Make sure to #GOTV, humans!

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

We are a digitally connected campaign dedicated to closing the tech divide

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

I look forward to implementing universal basic dry food & hope to partner with @BobHoldenNYC

[Robert Holden @BobHoldenNYC]

Today:
Come and get some complementary dry food for your dog or cat from my office.

[Michael Lambert aka That’s Mr. Boomer 2U‼️ @Mezikenyc]

As are many humans....

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

This campaign is heating up. I am watching the BoE hearings and tracking where humans are in this election.

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

Mahogany is hard at work calculating win numbers

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

“Councilcat”—love the sound of that, human!

[Jenn Shafran @jennshafran]

Someone here just gets me. Not sure if it's the Councilman or the cat. Councilcat?

[Birch the Cat @BirchEBirch]

@Maria_DiP26 Happy birthday from my campaign!

[Gale A. Brewer @galeabrewer]

Politicats are my constituents too😺