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@McDonaldsUK look at this for superb presentation… just how it looks on the billboards!

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@CornwallLive Is Holly still missing? Or is Holly and Daisy the same person?
Important if you’re reporting on sensitive items such as this @CornwallLive, that you get it right.

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@tescobankhelp I opened an ISA through my existing online banking 2 days ago, I got the “pleased to confirm your acct is being opened and your acct details will be sent to you in your welcome pk” screen and a application reference. I can’t see the account. How long does it take?

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It wouldn’t be Christmas without….?

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@JohnLewisRetail @johnlewishelp

I placed an order on 19/11 and it still hasn’t even been dispatched.
I contacted the online chat who couldn’t provide any update.
Where is my order please?

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@Argos_Online I ordered a bed that was due to be delivered yesterday. I paid for delivery. Booked a slot etc.
Never turned up?
Look on my orders it just says “sit tight processing” I took the day off work yesterday and waited all day. - where is it please? @ArgosHelpers

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@Thefunkypigeon DM’d you. My email still hasn’t been answered a week later. Seems like you have a reoccurring issue based on other tweets too.

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@Thefunkypigeon I emailed you on Thursday last week. I placed an order on Sunday 13th August it has still not arrived. It was my daughter birthday on the 19th so I had to buy another card as still no response from you?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

A guy that drinks and a guy that doesn't drink were asked what influenced their position with alcohol.

1st guy: My father was a drunkard. I looked at him and knew I didn't want that for me.

2nd guy: My father drinks so I naturally took after him.

A polygamous man and a monogamous man were asked why they took that path.

Poly: My dad was polygamous. I didn't want that for me.

Mono: My dad was polygamous.

Do you understand where I am going now?

Your parents having a beautiful/toxic relationship does not guarantee you'll have one too. Being loved at home or not, will not determine the fate of your relationship. You'll have to decide for yourself what kind of relationship you want. You can use your environment as a lesson or an example. The choice is yours. You accept the love you think you deserve.

This also applies to how you raise kids. You can decide to copy your environment because you like how you were raised or disregard it because you loathe it. It is always a choice. Environment gives exposure but you are solely responsible for your choices.

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@AnoushkaonTV @BBCCornwall @BBCSounds Carland at 4.45 today….. just got to chivvy….. 19.07!
Yes. Really. That long!!!!!!!

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@AnoushkaonTV @BBCCornwall @BBCSounds Honestly. Awful. Really frustrating that the radio is stating there are no delays!!!!! I’ve been stuck here over an hour so far and not even at the the yet!!! Delays from Carland to Chivvy easily in excess of an hour more than usual traffic!!!

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@Plusnet I’ve got no service. No signal. Is there a known problem?
Other people on PN in the last few days reporting the same all over country. What’s going on?

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How do you get grease (butter/cooking oil) out of toddlers clothes please…?

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@Russ_Eionbot @TheMusicMan411 @BelTel Agreed.

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@PaulCBrunson Spice girls

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@fredsirieix1 Absolutely!!!

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@IdentityStolen @CrimeLdn It’s a picture of her following a dance performance

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@GhouriNatasha Just need to tell your face you are happy…

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@marksandspencer I arranged a hamper for delivery yesterday. It was delayed. It was then rescheduled for today. Still nothing has been delivered…! I understand this is supposed to be delivered by DPD. I need this to arrive today else no one will be there to receive it!!!

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@BoyGeorge @DailyMailUK Truth hurts I guess.