Dorotka 🧼

Just another person who cares about nature and is concerned about many things. she/her/hers

[Dorotka 🧼 @BirdInABlanket]

@cheriewony Wait until you hear about "brunet" and "brunette."

[Vivian @suchnerve]

incredible to hear illegal fireworks (a criminal offense) from people who rail against undocumented immigrants (who only committed a civil offense)

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

My friend, the doctor,
says right now
everyone is getting sick.

My friend, the teacher,
says right now
everyone is using AI.

My friend, the activist,
says right now
everyone is giving up.

My friends, oh my friends,
right now
we must not be everyone.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

In Fahrenheit 451, the abolition of reading began with tech companies simplifying books into summaries that you could read in five minutes. Because people no longer engaged with the texts, they forgot how to think. Then came the book-burnings.

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I do not want an AI assisted experience I want water in the Colorado river

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Yesterday I bought a cup of coffee for $3

I now have a $3 trade deficit with the coffee shop so I am imposing a 50% trade tariff on them.

Today my coffee cost me $4.50

#winning

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The government of Heard Island and McDonald Islands firing off retaliatory tariffs on the U.S.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

[clare @moethelawn76]

nobody talks ab how when u cut off conservative friends you’re cutting off boat access

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

[Macklemore @macklemore]

fucked up.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Klobuchar: What is the difference between Greenland and Donald Trump? Greenland is not for sale.

*boo*

Klobuchar: Ok. For any Republican Trump Administration person who wants to throw eggs at me because of that joke. You can’t because they’re too expensive.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[emily north @north0fnorth]

“i just asked chatgpt and…” cool i just lost a significant amount of my respect for you

[hk$ @1highklass]

don't ignore the happy little onion and you will have the best year ever

[Dorotka 🧼 @BirdInABlanket]

@14Myards I thought about this every day when pregnant