A Nifty eNeFTea

Embracing the void. Totally awesome and cool. Ohio.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

Don’t tell my mom this, but my masculinity is so toxic that I don’t have a mom.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

It’s a wonder any of us survives
No one gets out alive
Best we can do
is to get out in love

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

@eroticwatercolo Yearning and burning (with desire) 💜

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

@hi____your_gay_ If you had 9 drinks last night, who drank the other 9 drinks!?

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

@eroticwatercolo Is this you!!?

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

I have a rice cooker and a crock pot. Come over I’m making hibachi.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

I told you guys that John Kerry would ruin the Democratic Party for elderly white men.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

@meatrocket99 @meatloaf_island on IG though.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

I’m horny for the blood of irresponsible dog owners.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

If you put someone away for being crazy, even if they aren’t crazy, they’ll soon sound crazy enough as they plea and beg for their release from confinement.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

“Suburban Potluck Orgy”

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

People with grievances and theories usually suck to converse with.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

At 1:28 in Chop Suey! You can hear a little recording mess up.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

I think I "get" P.O.D. now. 🤔

[Virginia Project @ProjectVirginia]

Just in case anyone missed the significance of this event, I made a few notes.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

“My dick is really choosy. It’s made HUNDREDS of selections.” -that dude

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

Suffering the consequences is nothing compared to the feeling of making someone laugh.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

Life is too short for boring sex. So overthrow your government.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

Moms, janitors, and construction workers see other people’s poops wayyyy more than everyone else.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

Remember folks, that oxytocin hit comes from YOUR brain.

[A Nifty eNeFTea @BiscuitBudget]

Fiercely loyal, to your own ignorance.