Twitter is the only place where, if you log in while drinking a cup of tea in the middle of the night, you'll find a tweet mocking those who drink tea in the middle of the night.
Apply this to everything else.
🚨 Tyson Fury vs Anthony Joshua SOLD OUT in just under and hour after tickets went on sale 🎟️
Over 500,000 fans entered the online queue to secure tickets for the fight, with prices ranging from $120 to $17,000 💰
This reminds me of when I first became active on Twitter early 2020.
I "defeated" someone in an argument and he zoomed my profile pic and said my face looked like potato soaked in water for two days.
I was like, I thought we are arguing Nigerian economy? 🤷♂️
When she was lowkey, Nigerians always used Omotola's marriage as the standard for a successful celebrity marriage whenever a celebrity gets divorced.
Now that she's saying the things making her marriage successful and they don't cater to male satisfaction, una don dey drag am 😂
I owe Ken Agyapong a massive apology koraaa due to how I responded to his message in this video some years back. @realKenAgyapong
When senior man said that thing about making money in Accra and sending it to the village for farming, I went hard at him.
I grew up in the village and farming paid for my school, so I thought he just being loud.
My God, I have chopped my own breakfast. Over 34,000 GHS in farming and over 60,000 GHS from other partners for farming and in gari processing all gone.