Tess Bishop

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[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

I made a soufflé for dinner and it rose perfectly and I needed to tell people that I’m someone who can make a soufflé, and I’m sure there are better reasons to be angry Instagram is down… but here’s my soufflé

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

Emma Thompson giving @StrictlyGreg condoms ahead of his appearance of strictly as prep for the curse is grade A comedy

[Nick Mullins @andNickMullins]

AWJ. Right choice. Maro Itoje’s time will come.

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

@sallyyelw Told my parents I needed them gone for a weekend. Didn’t have the heart to tell them it wasn’t for a boy to come over it was so I could eat a Dominos without hearing how disgusting it was for the next four days #MillennialsChoices2020

[Lizzie C @LizzieJC_]

Well done @jemmabrown for highlighting this!

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Hmmm I almost died and ended up on an operating table from an undiagnosed ectopic pregnancy, but you and your Republican friends must know better.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Phrase of the Day: HISTORICAL OVERDOSING (coined by Douglas Coupland) — to live in a period of time when too much seems to happen.

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

Everyone who voted Leave because they were against immigration, are you also against it in the context of colonisation? Asking for a friend

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Gavin Williamson live on BBC Breakfast right now. Or, as he calls it, DDE Breakfast.

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

Isn’t everyone put into a job that is beyond their competence to begin with? Then you learn until you are competent and then you are promoted until you reach the lowest level for which you are incompetent and then you stop being promoted. Isn’t that sort of the point?

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

when?

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

#isitokay if Obama becomes PM instead of Boris, I hear he's going to be in need of a job #ObamaforPM2016 @adamhillscomedy

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Would you say no to another Twitter Q&A? And if so, does that mean yes? #AskELJames

[Harry Judd @mcflyharry]

"Don't stop movin' to the S club beat" #sclub7 I won't Rachel 😳 (izzy says I'm aloud to still fancy her, win)

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

So majestic #shanesbeard

[S Club @sclub]

ITS HAPPENING!

[Tess Bishop @BishTess]

Remember every word and have never been more proud of myself #sclub7

[BBC One @BBCOne]

Tina: Dance ✔
Jon: Romance ✔
Paul: On floor ✔
Hannah: Screaming out for more ✔
Bradley: Swing ✔
Rachel: Doing her thing ✔
Jo: Flow ✔
#Pudsey