Rachelle Bishop

not rachel

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Ok its literally so important to have a little cat to come home to at night

[tate @50FirstTates]

europe: unvaccinated u.s. citizens will not be allowed in europe

unvaccinated americans, who have never been outside of their hometown: this is fucking bullshit

[coach/player @OffBall30]

Direct deposit: 1400

Me at SeaWorld: how much for their freedom

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

Our AC would break the week it’s shooting back up to 80 degrees after the 2 week cold front 🤪

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Normalize arresting white terrorists in America.

[muse @_micahk]

moving out of state is really some shit you gotta just get up and do.

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

I started 2020 with a black eye, it’s only right that I also end 2020 with another one 🙂
P.s. both are from my clumsy ass colliding headfirst into a wall 🤡

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

No one is happier today than Leslie Knope.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

If you are still confused on how to pronounce her name, it's "Madame Vice-President."

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

This aged poorly

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Trump literally told his base not to do mail in ballots for months; his campaign slogan was “vote Trump vote in person” and now they’re like WHY WOULD MAIL IN BALLOTS BE SO BLUE THIS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

I really miss the days prequarantine when my family was all at work/school and didn’t know about my online shopping addiction

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Can y’all please stay inside. I got stuff to do in June.

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

Holy crap I miss my little idiot roommates (who are no longer my roommates but will always be my roommates) so so much ❤️ 012 forever baby

[مريم حسنا @Maryamhasnaa]

You finally listened to your intuition, saw the red flags and actually acted on them this time. You realize you dodged a bullet and now the better that you knew was coming has actually shown up.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

She’s just tidying up.

[trish @ultragloss]

running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.

[Rachelle Bishop @BishopRachelle]

@Mackenzie_8998 012 forever baby🥰