Eaarl Karanga

misinformation is a non-curable disease.

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Unaeza kua in a very serious situation ata hufikirii upuzi then unaskia boner imeamua kukuaibisha.
Hapo inabidi utafte tactic uieke juu ya belt kama uko casual na hujavaa hizi boxer mpya za kubent mwalimu jini.

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Ulikua unasema nini juu by now umemaliza.

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

Later today at 12.30PM.

Karibuni sana.

We are African and Africa is our Business..

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Very good for business aesthetics.

[Njoroge Kibunja Odoo @penjki]

@Bishopdeeya 😅😅 ngori rates

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Kra closed in on him Ile time alikua summoned Nyeri.
He saw birds of ng'ethe after kijaribu retalliation.

[Joyish @joywaw]

@Bishopdeeya Kabisa, na creditors pia

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Plus mtu wake wa mutura.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Sincerely speaking, f*ck you and your entire lineage. F*ck the person who sells you maandazi too.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Sincerely speaking, f*ck you and your entire lineage. F*ck the person who sells you maandazi too.

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Prophet, kra finyad him proper.

[Joyish @joywaw]

@KhalifKairo Wewe your medicine isn't kidnapping, you will cry here soon

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Nobody told them to join.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Youth group declines to join planned June 25 anniversary protests commemorating victims of the 2024 Finance Bill demonstrations.
Video by Gitau Wanyoike

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Roll ngori

[Njoroge Kibunja Odoo @penjki]

@Bishopdeeya 😅😅 ngori rates

[D I K E M B E @Disembe]

“Ma chalo mana lek” is Luo for ‘this is like a dream’. In many parts of rural Luo Nyanza the people long concluded nothing will ever change.

The politics of the region supporting this pessimistic view of things; with only one hope: Raila presidency.

Now the people are seeing infrastructure transformation and comparing such to dreams…many first doubted, then slowly when the heavy machinery started appearing they crossed their fingers; now the reality is hitting home.

President @WilliamsRuto will be voted in by Luo Nyanza residents on account of his development record in the region.

And the Luo will VOTE.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"Happy Feather's Day to the mothers who became fathers"

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Unasema Ako na catalogue ya ngori zake.

[Njoroge Kibunja Odoo @penjki]

@kenyasgossips Mbavu ni vixen, huyu ukimuguzisha pesa anajaa ngori equivalent ya hiyo pesa 😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Condomize guys, your womenz have become loose. They will convince you that they got the infection from public toilet. Chesaa!!

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Gaidi after any slight arguments:

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Mnakuana wajinga sana, mnacompare US na Kenya.

[Adele @Adele_lide]

USA wako na Air Force One mpya ya kubeba President Trump but back here at home hamtaki Rais Ruto anunue ndege mpya. Ebu tukue serious kidogo na safety ya President wetu mpendwa

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Tembeleeni mjengo sites and affordable estates mjue nani security guards huko.

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Beatrice Elachi : Tell Burundians that I will return them to their country, we do not want them in Kenya. They are taking jobs belonging to Kenyans

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Tushafunga laptops ni goon mode Sasa. Wacha tukachangr sherehe ianze.

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

That's not his house, akajenge Sugoi

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

There used to be active bars at State House, but they have all been closed since Ruto does not go to bars - Kimani Ichung'wah

[Eaarl Karanga @Bishopdeeya]

Alafu ukose kunyesha juu ya wivu.

[Adele @Adele_lide]

Yesterday — Sifuna was removed from the Senate Energy Committee

Today— Sifuna will officially be removed as ODM Secretary General

Tomorrow — Sifuna will be removed as Senate Minority Whip

Sifuna will lose all the benefits he has been enjoying because of Kiburi

[Josh @Josh001J]

Kijana anajua kujituma sana. He threatened the West with dedolarization and Uniting Africa, they had to make a seat for him at the table.

First, they wooed him with a State Visit to America

Then he hosted African Climate Summit in 2023,

He hosted the first French Africa summit last month

This month he's in the G7 the only Black President.

Global power is now shifting from South Africa to Kenya in the New World Order.

Hate the president but you gotta admire his sharpness or is it fate?

And before you come at me, just tell me, would you do it any different?