Patrick

CPA(K) & a Gooner for life

[Radio 47 @Radio47_Kenya]

Samba Boys on to the next round ⚽🔥

Japan get eliminated from the FIFA World Cup 2026 as Brazil proceed to the Round of 16 in a crucial win that saw a late winner from Arsenal's Gabriel Martinelli.

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#MikikiYaSpoti #HapaNdipo #FIFAWorldCup2026

[Eric @amerix]

When you get:

• Broke

• Depressed

• Broken

• Abandoned

Never make the mistake of relying on your siblings and relatives.

They will mock you behind your back.

Fight it out alone.

Fight silently.

Otherwise, the day you climb out, they will remind you how you were a nuisance and a beggar and how they helped you.

So, fight alone.

Fight silently.

You will win.

— and when you win, remain silent.

Don't be boisterous.

Remain humble.

Lose privately, fight privately, win privately.

#BetterTogether

[Patrick @PattoMusyoki]

@Arsenalnewschan 🇰🇪

[Nyongesa Wafula @NyongesaWafula9]

ATHI RIVER Base commander together with your colleague from Kitengela. Kindly 👋👋 do something on on-going heavy Traffic jam on Namanga road.

[Eric @amerix]

1st WIN: Finance Bill dropped ✔️

2nd WIN: Cabinet dissolved ✔️

Remaining tasks:

- Reconstitute IEBC

- Recall MPs

- Deport US ambassador

Remain vigilant, firm, and stoic.

#DrainTheSwamp

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

BREAKING!! WE WERE PLAYED GUYS!!!!

President William Ruto only rejected the Finance Bill 2024, but he assented and signed the appropriation bill 2024.

We have been dwelling more on the Finance Bill (revenue raising mechanisms), but we never paid attention to the appropriation bill (expenditure schedule). What is this that Treasury had proposed to spend on? Why were we planning to raise more than KES 3 billions? It is because already there was an expenditure schedule that was already shared. Unfortunately, Ruto signed his expenses, which we can't change through social media. We can go to parliament or repeal the appropriation bill 2024 that he signed (which is impossible)! All those budget cuts that Ruto announced were lies because the appropriation bill is already a law. Now, let's go back to the drawing board. The enemy is the appropriation bill 2024.

Media and politicians have been paid to hide this information from us.

Circulate widely. They like ignorant people.

#OccupyMOH #OccupyCBDTuesday #SabaSabaMarchForOurLives

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Bro is spitting

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The elephant in the room.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

BREAKING NEWS
President William Ruto declines to sign the Finance Bill 2024, sends its back to parliament!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Whoever did this to Dagoretti South MP John Kiarie alias JJ Kamotho deserves an award 😂

[Patrick @PattoMusyoki]

@AlinurMohamed_ @PattoMusyoki

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

One of our hero today. If this picture pops up on your timeline kindly retweet widely.
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

If this pops on your TL, just RETWEET.

The Bill has passed but we WON'T STOP.

TOTAL SHUTDOWN IN KENYA

Not stopping until we get what we want

#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

[Mike N @adm_mike]

@Ma3Route Athi River bridge this morning...Kitengela Traffic diverted to Vanillas to join Msa Rd

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

COST OF TAKING SIDE CHICK ON A DATE
1. Transport fare for coming 1000
2. Hotel room 1500
3. Drinks and food 2000
4. Thanks for coming 3000
Total (at least ) 7500
N/B :That's just for one visit!
If you meet twice in a month that's atleast 15k gone.
This is just to a 30 minutes pleasure oh, with a girl you met just the other day.

But

Your wife will wake up 05:00AM Make Breakfast, Wash, Clean, Advice You, Wash Children's Clothes, Dress Children to School, come back home Clean the House, prepare your Breakfast, rush to the Market, pick Children from School, start assisting them in their Home Work, start preparing Dinner, make sure the Kids are tucked into Bed by 09:00PM.

And you can't even spend 10K on your wife really?

We Men must have sense in Life this coming year 2024.

If you agree, Retweet!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Yaani Mastermind Tobacco which is Kenya's second largest cigarette manufacturer is laying off 1,000 employees due to financial hiccups? Weuh!

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Is this Sauti Sol or I am seeing my own things?

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

SCENES THAT PRECEDE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

[Harambee Stars @Harambee__Stars]

F. T

🇸🇨 0-5 🇰🇪

#Tunaweza

[Eric @amerix]

When livestock fail to breed, what do we give them? SALT.

When hens fail to lay eggs, what do we give them? SALT.

When goats lose appetite, what do we give them? SALT.

Where do wild animals and birds meet for their weekly meetings? SALT LICK.

SALT is life.

#FoodFriday