MARLA

👁👁 Brown Eyed Girl in a Big Ass World 🌎 . I think I’m funny but I’m probably not 🤷🏻‍♀️. #Epilepsy Warrior 💟

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

Remind me never to fly @UnitedAirlines_ again. Almost $400 for a seat to Newark and there’s no inflight entertainment? How does @JetBlue have tickets for $230 and entertainment galore…?

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@AllAboutTRH Bye Teresa

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@TheTeaShop11 I was thinking more like.. “you think Paris Hilton gives a shit that you weren’t there?!”

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@Wendys Placed an online order at 1:13PM… I’m sitting at the counter at 1:35PM and the food still isn’t done.

[M @Haitian_Dolle]

Nah. Amazon played tf out of me 😭😂

What I ordered..…. What I got 😑😒😒

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@Noshums @GovRonDeSantis Ha... keep dreaming.

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@GovRonDeSantis Awesome. When your two daughters experience rape and/or a medical challenge, I'm sure you'll work extra hard to reverse today's decision.

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

Conversations with my friends be like…

Group Chat: Anyone know who I can call to fix my sprinklers? Do you let your pool over flow when it storms? Memberships to the kids park is $12 a month.

Me with no house or kids:

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

Why the hell does @erikajayne still have assistants?

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

This motherfucker turned 18 and bought an assault rifle the next day? Do you know how hard it is to adopt a pet? But you can buy an assault rifle easy breezy? #BanAssaultWeaponsNow

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

What a fucked up country this is. Take away women’s reproductive rights but give everybody a gun. What could go wrong.

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@DaontesCumTorso 😂😂😂

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@_orangecunty

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@eurogirl230 Cringeworthy.

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@bravojolie_

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@DoggieMommaRI @CruiseLaw @RoyalCaribbean Really? Did you give them any specific reason for wanting to cancel?

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@MrCook2USon @MarshsBush1 @Flight_Refunds @British_Airways @MartinSLewis @MoneySavingExp How did you get a refund from Royal Caribbean? Did you first accept the FCC and then ask for a refund?

[Stingray @Stingrayomega]

#AndJustLikeThat
Miranda is so happy now…watch her get dumped by Che and then try to get back with Steve…
Meet me at the Brooklyn Bridge…..
Steve is a no show……
Karma…..

[MARLA @BitchWhoBlogs]

@Bravalita