BitchiLeaks

Several bitches. Geographically dispersed. United via the miracle that is online chat. These are excerpts, verbatim. #resist

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

Roy Moore to AL:
"You know you want it."
#AlabamaSenateRace

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!! 🖕🖕🖕#AlabamaSenateElection

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

TIME wanted me to be their Person of the Year, but I said no! Won’t pose with Pennywise the Clown on my lap! Sorry, TIME! Sad!!!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

So the Director of Social Media at the White House tweeted out a fake video of flooding during a natural disaster: https://t.co/xj5QbACqdA

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

I officially can't tell the difference between the Weather Channel & @MSNBC . #Arpaio #Harvey2017

[Virginia Heffernan @page88]

It's almost like he knows he's leaving soon & intends to saturate the mattress of the nation with urine before checkout at noon.

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

Can we shoot Trump out of a cannon at the face of Stone Mountain while singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic yet? Please?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I am hereby blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES. No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Crazy and dumb as a rock "#POTUS" is not a bad person, but his low rated administration is dominated by his Russian bosses. Too Vlad! https://t.co/H0TugDjHT6

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

I wonder if Herr Gropenfuhrer is sick of winning yet? #resist

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

Can we not have WWIII? I JUST got a decent job, FFS. #resist

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Dear pompous asshat,
The Fearless Girl statue is the BEST thing that could have ever happened to keep your tired statue relevant.
#Resist

[deray @deray]

Ben Carson being stuck in an elevator in a public housing building is God reminding us that she always has the last word.

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

One week. #FlipThe6th https://t.co/hQGG59tVps

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Ben Carson thanks the firefighters who got him out of that elevator but not the socialist fire department system that sent them.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

With President Forrest Trump, every day is like a rancid box of chocolates. You never know what kind of shit you're going to get next.

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

@form52 The McRib?
Don't give up. Be strong.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

49 years ago today Albert Turner helped lead MLK's funeral procession in Atlanta. Jeff Sessions prosecuted him for helping blacks vote

[BitchiLeaks @BitchiLeaks]

I'd pay folding money to see Roger Stone sing "Ladies Who Lunch" in an outfit of his choosing.
#Trumprussia
#resist