BitmoJohn

The cartoon alter ego of John @Espirian. Fan of digital caffeine.

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Have you deleted Facebook yet? I'll wait.

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Stop tweeting and then posting an image quote on LinkedIn.

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I joined Twitter 1 year ago today.

I have 16 followers.

At this rate, it will take 62.5 years to reach a thousand followers.

Seems doable.

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People in the US write dates with the month before the day, making today 3/14.

These are the first digits of pi, and that's why today is Pi Day.

I prefer actual pie 🥧

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#Binfluencer 🗑

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I hope I'm still smiling at the end of today.

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@DanMattiaWriter Ah, you checked 🤓

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Shout out to Apple Mail for thinking I have more than nine quintillion filtered messages.

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@WorkflowVA Ugh, this again.

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If Take That really did sing a million love songs, it would take them more than five-and-a-half years to get through it.

And that's without toilet breaks.

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When @Pringles run out. A story in 4 parts.

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Every PowerPoint presentation.

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A spelling tip for #NationalStationeryWeek

The cAR is stationARy 🚗🚦

The lettER is stationERy 📝📨

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Podcasts where the first 5 minutes are fluff/sales.

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Blog posts containing popups …

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My latest slot on @YouAre_TheMedia's LinkedIn Sofa is about commenting on LinkedIn.

Follow these tips to step out of the shadows and increase your visibility.

Full audio here: https://t.co/plaDGqfgdF

#LinkedInLearnerLounge #LessLurkMoreWork

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@nmbrown Ugh, never seen that one.

Definitely not jolly good.

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Email spam signals:

🗑 "I've reached out a few times recently, but haven’t heard back yet."

🗑 "I'm reaching out to you because we've recently updated our [NAME] website."

🗑 "Curious if you saw my last email?"

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@Roger_Edwards Or Depeche Mode 🎶

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STRESSED backwards spells DESSERTS.

#MondayMotivation