Bitter Andy Kindler

Waaah, why is @rickygervais more successful than me? It's not fair. I don't want to talk about @rickygervais

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@carllaw123 @rickygervais In America you're known as a soccer fan.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

I don't view my shows as only selling 7 tickets, I view it as only 43 more to go #glasshalffull #amIrightladies #familyalwaysbuyfirst

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@whitastic @VanSnoekelrooy @AndyKindler I was so funny that night, I'm giggling to myself right now watching it again #amIrightladies

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@rickygervais Ricky Gervais wished he was as funny, popular, successful and iconic as me.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

My troll is losing it today. It's a proper breakdown. He's mental. Other British insult words self-loathing bullies use when they lash out.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@PaulP24carnegie And you look like a pussy.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Mosh__Monster @rickygervais Fine. Deal.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Mosh__Monster @rickygervais Wipe your arse first at least.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Mosh__Monster @rickygervais Don't need to cut my nails before I put my finger in your bum?

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@ood_sigmaa @rickygervais Obama earned that.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Jessica12995575 @rickygervais Carry on begging then.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@liverational22 @rickygervais No.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Mosh__Monster @rickygervais I might not even charge you for that.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@nkeegan @rickygervais Look closer.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Rbaumdr @rickygervais I thought you meant "game". Less embarrassing if you claimed that. I bring genius, humour and Jew, you?

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@DarkManatee @rickygervais Can't wait to hear the rest of this sentence.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@ood_sigmaa @rickygervais I'm using this opportunity to announce that I'm running for president of the USA.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@Tanobile @rickygervais How do you measure that? Evidence please.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@LukeDamasceno @rickygervais No. Yes. No.

[Bitter Andy Kindler @BitterAndyK]

@GGS80 @rickygervais @usainbolt You've mistaken me for someone else, I'm not a gold winning Olympic swimmer.