Paul

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

I certainly wouldn't want to be on Buff's bad side today...

#WPGWhiteout #MINvsWPG

[WestJet @WestJet]

"This agreement will bring heightened competition and an enriched product offering to the transborder segment, both of which will benefit our guests. We are delighted to be working with the premier U.S. carrier, @Delta in this joint venture." https://t.co/Y6qJaLHA65

[Jim Jefferies Show @jefferiesshow]

Everyone thinks of Jim as the anti-gun guy, but he's just anti-bullshit arguments for owning one. Who better to help him cut through the bullshit than the Navy SEAL who shot bin Laden, Rob O'Neill (@mchooyah)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

0 to 100 km/h in 1.9 sec

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@HuffPostCanada This guy is irrelevant

[WestJet @WestJet]

We are operating a rescue flight from St. Maarten (SXM) today. Know someone who needs to come home? Read this - https://t.co/3WKugWOMuc

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@ChelseaFC Winnipeg, Canada

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

I #WishforMcGregor to win tonight! Cast your vote & use code FIGHT for 20% off Wish! #WishFightNight https://t.co/9aYpdXMhMU

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@sutts2004 @rickygervais Ricky's not a cunt

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love..."

[Opie Radio podcast @OpieRadio]

North Korea - just force Dennis Rodman to live in Guam. Problem solved! I so can be President.

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@LBC no one cares what these religious people think. Judge all you like I will continue to be a good person. Fear of death is a trap

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

5 years ago today. https://t.co/zSOgtIjtjb

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@mrjamesob Yes!!!!!

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@BitterAndyK is a fucking loser

[Paul @PaulP24carnegie]

@mrjamesob hi James this is what we do in Canada except everyone goes to Mexico to get potted for a week.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I use my voice for animals because they don't have one.
Except parrots, obviously. And that snake in The Bible.
Have a great day.

[Ted Wyman @Ted_Wyman]

Third time this year #Bombers have scored more than 40 and given up more than 40. You gotta admit they are fun to watch

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I've just discovered a Sea World Attraction where the animals are really happy and it's free. It's called the ocean.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's really getting good now. https://t.co/83eWcmsewF