Dan P

Bar owner, Bourbon ambassador, cocktail drinker, seldom sleeps. @stillwaterbar

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@DeliverooHelp hope you saw my message as I am sat here raging with the wrong food on my plate!!!!

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@Amwysoc Dad bod? I think you mean Father Figure?

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@FrancoMancaPizz absolute disgrace when your food arrives an hour late, cold and looking like this

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@DeliverooHelp been waiting for an order and the expected delivery time keeps moving back. Guaranteed delivery time is now an hour later than when I ordered. Poor service

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@kathryngimborys I am not gonna lie, it's been a tough couple of decades for us Kings fans

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@BeckyPaskin @SilentPoolGin That was genuinely painful to listen to!

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@Backpainandwine 6'6" man with rugby thighs... I feel your pain

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@noprobsju I accidentally knocked him on his arse by mistake... I genuinely didn't see him in a crowd. When I reached down to help him up he cringed away like I was about to attack him. He later said it happens all the time

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@StrtOuttaCRO I think you got those numbers the wrong way around?!

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@sexandtheswiss Definitely not too old for a relationship and 100% cute as a polar bear

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@talliesinyoung Real eggnog IS alcoholic... the shop bought version is not though. Originally it was a whiskey based Christmas cocktail

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@thepianomum Sex is fine thanks so sorry I've not been able to get the ball rolling again yet but either way I'll have some

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@nachosarah Personally I am depressed because I am self aware, but you do how you do

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@nachosarah Not mutually exclusive

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@abinbev any chance someone from your company might do what they promised to and collect your property from my property?... need a UK contact that will actually do something!

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@nachosarah Anger sex with yourself works!

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@PerfectionCafe oh well, I guess with a constant flow of travellers customer service doesn't have to be a priority for you

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@PerfectionCafe should have walked off without paying after 18 minutes of trying to get a single member of staff to make eye contact or come to my table... still wouldn't have been good value even then

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@PerfectionCafe perfectionists' cafe? Pretty far from it today. Food was pretty good but the service was beyond dreadful. manager couldn't be bothered to come out on to the floor to help staff who didn't have a clue what they were doing. Or deal with a complaint for that matter!

[Dan P @BitterDanP]

@TheHestonCafe should have just walked out without paying after 18 minutes of trying to get a single member of staff to make eye contact with me... would still have felt it wasn't good value if I hadn't paid a penny. Dreadful experience and certainly won't rush back