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@Grendel_Hawk @OwenBenjamin No, they aren’t “similar to koalas”. At all. Marsupials are a whole-ass branch of the “evolutionary tree”. Just like Pomeranian dogs aren’t related to raccoons, just because they’re both “cute”.

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@benwehrman We cannot actually perceive more than a fraction of what IS. We are all dreaming, convinced that we live in a “real place” But, it’s really just a perceptual consensus. If enough of us believe we live on a spherical rock, then that’s the “reality” the meta dream-mind renders.

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@ReclaimD1 Any woman that will cry over their love life (or anything else) on social media, deserves to be alone until/unless she gets a clue. No man wants to wife up a narcissistic click bait hoe who tells her/their business.

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@ReclaimD1 30 seconds of her talking, and I’m out. I’m sure he felt the same way 30 seconds after the nut.

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@HandyGingerGal Effing METAL

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@Adderall_King Doing a “serious” interview without a shirt, tells you everything you need to know about RB. Then layer in a “serious interview” with NF. What a duchebag.

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@FlagBlack007 No employer gets rid of top performers that get along with everyone, is on time every time, and consistently has an upbeat positive attitude.

Attracting and retaining top talent is a top priority for companies. Recruiting and training a replacement costs money.

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@DrianneBelleza Maybe because they always find themself around dumb, insufferable, shallow & unlikable women. I’m a woman, and I often don’t “like” women, because they aren’t interesting, well-rounded people. Fake eyelashes and fake nails are a red flag for “dumb bitch”.

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@olateeman @empiremoney001 Most likely Medicaid. If not yet, then give it a year or two, and it 100% will be. That’s the reality.

People presume that if you’re white, and don’t otherwise look like a meth head hillbilly, that you have “good insurance”. But, even with “good insurance”, it’s too expensive.

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@Miqiumrcl They’re both light speed, silent killing machines. Cats have murder mittens, owls have talons.

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@UltraDane About 15 years ago, my friend’s husband left the Chicago Police Department, in his prime, to become a traditional artisan cooper. Just like this. Started his own business selling his barrels to local distilleries & teaching classes. Very successful now.

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@jan_murray The issue is that the sociopaths quickly rise to management. Promoted by other sociopaths, as they recognize their own.

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@RealDutchsinse I got the 200 MPS several months back. Had it set up on my balcony (can’t roof mount since I’m in a rental) with clear visibility. Optimized placement…I wanted SO bad to love it. The connection was horrible. The fastest speed I could get was about 75 MPS over a week. Sent back.

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@hvhpio15315dhd7 Orange Cat training starts young.

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@_DrHershey @GuGi263 Then you haven’t seen many swans. They’re super agro and hiss something terrible, making quite a stink over the slightest trespass.

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@catsareblessing Dad pretending hard to lay down a hard line. By next week that kitten will be napping in his hoodie pocket.

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@ichiipsy Suddenly have dust in my eyes 💦

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@MichelleRM68 But, he’s been SUCH a good boy! He needs his pup cup NOW dad!

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@AmeriPatri @pjcolbeck Trump isn’t going to do anything other than talk about it. He’s abandoned the mission.

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@pjcolbeck No matter how obvious the cheating, or how robust and overwhelming the evidence of it, nothing will happen. No consequences. No electoral wins revised. No jail time. It’s a banana republic level joke anymore. From local school boards to the presidency.