Biz

Professional Red Shirt, Pawn, Stooge, Rube for Hire

[Biz @Bizologist]

@SpeakerJohnson Trump broke the law and is now a convicted felon. I thought the GOP was about law and order?

[Biz @Bizologist]

@AIDRIVR Hey, wait, those aren't crash test dummies

[Biz @Bizologist]

@PlamoDaddy @evantickles DO IT COWARDS

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

No one could have predicted this.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

some of these NBC promos from back in the day aged really well

[wint @dril]

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

Already getting annoyed with aliens. They need to stop with the whole “we’re mysterious” bullshit and either land or go find another planet of monkey descendants to play games with.

[Biz @Bizologist]

My man was just having a quick lunch honk on the ol' glass tube o' hobo wizardry

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Republican City Council member Matthew Reilly of Cranston, RI was arrested after he was found behind the wheel passed out holding a crack pipe with crack and fentanyl in the car.

[Biz @Bizologist]

@ZakuAurelius

[Biz @Bizologist]

@good_faces_bot Eyes red as embers and the world's worst case of cotton mouth.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God https://t.co/eXdxfSt2Qk

[Biz @Bizologist]

@ZakuAurelius Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McCreg...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eats A Kid https://t.co/NtjpcYozUM

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Officers Explain Why They Are Resigning En Masse https://t.co/YNVBRPE1Hx

[Biz @Bizologist]

@DaftLimmy RIP Banter Boy

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

"hello? donald? suzie cancel my 11am"