Lyndon's Johnson

I point my ballistic shield where I want it pointed at.

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@stealthygeek
🎶Fart in my bride
and then she'll queef it out
Cuz she cannot hold it all inside

She takes a purple pill, she takes a yellow pill
She takes a sedative, she takes amphetamine
He's tweeting his regrets about his 1st wife
And nothing good about his 2nd better wife🎶

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@michaelmalice BREAKING: Attention whore who wants attention says a thing turns some heads.

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@kurtmetzger "Um . . he's like hitler 'n stuff so we did this."

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@michaelianblack You like Dick Cheney now. That's how this works if you want to be invited back to celebrity land.

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@hartgoat I did not see that coming. 3 good people.

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@stevieg4ever @Sargon_of_Akkad World war 2 was about 80 years ago. What did those fellows do?

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@demello_la33230 @unlimited_ls @DionLimTV There is a study called "the bell curve" that attempts to explain it. But you'll get fired or something if you mention it.

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@BlakeBowfires @BasedRPG Honestly, if she would just hire a rat to gnaw that thing off her face she'd be top tier to me.

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@michaelianblack Your jew research poll predicted Hillary, your buddy, would win. 99%. Maybe this is why you aren't making content anymore and getting owned by anons on twitter, Elon's platform.

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@michaelmalice @ZevShalev A guy named Zev is clearly one of your tribe. The tribe of ISREAL.

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@kristenschaaled Most of what you do gets hundreds of likes. Do you know that the working class hates Hollywood celebrities? We do.

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@michaelmalice Dave must like this.

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@CountDankulaTV 4 will not do. Way to limit your ambitions.

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@CoolHandJames0 You can press your butt cheeks on it. And it's like a legit move.

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@Styx666Official @RAZ0RFIST That's a whole lot of nothing you just plotted.

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@dom_lucre Ben's greatest sin is that he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Every rich jewish kid is guilty of that.

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@CDCDirector @choucair @davechokshi How does it feel to be almost universally disapproved of? We have to neuter our language in order to get through how much we revile you.

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@CDCDirector Screw democracy. We have a new fangled health crisis on our hands.

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@hartgoat The most embarrassing bar hook-up I ever had was approaching that level of fatness. Karen . . . are you out there? She's probably dead.

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@michaelmalice I guess STEM is more important to the Bidens than they let on. Because, you know, education and stuff . . . punching out.

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@OvertonLive What get's you laid in a restaurant is what can win an election.