RUMPLE4SKIN

[RUMPLE4SKIN @BlackDynomyte]

I bet it feels so good for the earth when a volcano erupts

[RUMPLE4SKIN @BlackDynomyte]

The first guy to look for a needle in a haystack must've been like
"Damn this shits so hard I don't even know how to describe it"

[dink 🇵🇸 @stupidtrashboy]

Whoa momma that's a compound fracture

[Ace in Occulation @TradNorm]

Busting within 60 seconds and then passing out before she can complain

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Fuuuuck Everything looks like a nail

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

last night was so sandwich they had to bánh mì from the club

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Found a true relic of the past today

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

a beautiful woman named “Flash Flood Warning” keeps trying to text me while I’m driving.

[MJ 𖦹 Thrawn’s PR manager @chimaera_chat]

my fav ozzy clip every cat owner knows this feeling
rip legend

[k-punk demon hunters @gr8whitebison]

The cover of the one prog rock album from a band who broke up in 1976 and reformed in 1999 with a new vocalist that your dad keeps in the visor of his F150

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

Breaking out the 14 piece patio set this weekend

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese