Ketty

Amateur MMA Fighter * In all seriousness, don't take me seriously * 1/4 of BHC™ Original #FriendzoneOlympics

[Ketty @BlacknameWhyte]

When your friends go out without inviting you https://t.co/vUKHEO7TRy

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

And he's right cus leave him or shut up about it

[Alec Burleson Enjoyer @CardsFan281]

Pool party tonight with work people that have been making fun of me for eating ground beef and rice every day for the last 6 months #gametime

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

[Extremely Country @DarrinEvans]

Pro tips: When a guy slips your first punch and pivots that’s a sign; when he takes a haymaker from you and pops right back up that’s a bigger sign. Don’t fight strangers, but especially not ones built like welterweight boxers. 😂

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You can either be the nigga she lie about or the nigga she lie to the choice is yours nigga either way she finna lie

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

Most people that go to the gym cannot FATHOM taking 5+ minutes rest between sets

This is of course b/c most people that go to the gym do NOT train hard enough to necessitate that long of a rest period

Most gym goers have NEVER even thought about doing a rep that looks ANYWHERE NEAR as hard as these do:

(This is EXACTLY why most people that go to the gym look the same every single year btw)

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

abbreviation is such a long word for what it means

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Physical touch = Too horny
Acts of service = I’m not your mom
Receiving gifts = Feminine
Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort
Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

A guy bought a $1,500 Samsung TV 3 years ago.

He watched Netflix. He watched YouTube. He thought the picture looked fine. He assumed that's just what a TV looks like.

His friend, a home theater installer who calibrates TVs for a living, walked into his apartment and looked at the screen for 5 seconds.

"You're watching everything in demo mode. The motion smoothing is on. The eco dimmer is cutting your brightness by 40%. Your TV is taking a screenshot of your screen every 30 seconds and selling your viewing data to advertisers. And you're watching a $1,500 panel in the same picture mode Best Buy uses under fluorescent lights to make TVs pop on a showroom wall."
He changed 9 settings in 12 minutes.

The picture looked like a different television. The soap opera effect disappeared. The colors became natural. The TV stopped spying on him.
Here's every setting he changed 🧵

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

if you spend all day at a fish market, you’ll leave smelling like fish, even if you never touched one

but spend your day in a perfume shop and you’ll carry the scent even if you didn’t buy anything, that’s how environment works. it rubs off, whether you realize it or not. stay around complainers and everything starts to look negative. stay around excuse makers and growth feels optional but get around people who move with purpose, you’ll feel it.

get around people who live in gratitude, you’ll start to see differently. the scent of your environment will always follow you.

[𖤐 @drkwintertokyoo]

so was them niggas jerking each other off for 13 years or what wdym crunch time when the game releases in 4 months

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

And If someone starts a hard conversation with you, it’s often a sign they care enough to keep you in their life. Not that they hate you.

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

My daughter daycare called my phone and said we had a Code Red and all the kids were scared but your daughter... So I asked " ight so what's the problem ? " she gonna say it's not a problem but when we asked your daughter why she wasn't scared she told us " nothing gonna happen too us... Cuz my DADDY gonna kill everybody if i don't make it home “🥴🤣 😈

[Ketty @BlacknameWhyte]

That’s crazy work 🤣🤣🤣

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[DEEVODAGENIUS 🏆🇸🇱 @DEEVODAGENIUS]

This is the golden rule of weed. This single rule has allowed me to cultivate an extremely healthy relationship with cannabis.

[Daman Rangoola @damanr]

Every time there’s a Christopher Nolan movie out we need to revisit this hall of fame tweet