Geordie Brown

Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada. I promise to move the capital to Baker Lake NU and our national anthem will be The Immigrant Song.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@acnewsitics Never forget that the Republican Party paid Iran $40M to hold 53 Americans hostage for 444 days until Reagan’s inauguration in order to make President Carter look weak and ineffectual.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@1800factsmatter @RepMTG Ronald Reagan was an actor.
Arnold Schwartzenegger was an actor.
Jesse Ventura was an actor.
Donald Trump was an actor.
What exactly was your point?

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@JingoistE88222 @CraigBaird @DiamondJimLowe “Check out these old Hip covers of 54-40 we just discovered!”
HIP FANS: “This is the greatest music of all time!”
“Oh wait, those are the original 54-40 recordings.”
HIP FANS: “I KNEW that wasn’t The Tragically Hip!”

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@EpochInspired This happens in Canada literally every day.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@TomiLahren Are you talking about yourself again?

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@MDomino07 @FPWellman @JoeBiden Well, of course I’m a big fan of the story of the eleven Corinthians. You all know how it goes, so I won’t repeat it now. Great story.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@FPWellman And we will kill people to protect the sanctity of human life!

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@Out5p0ken @RonBrownstein Naturally there will be special exemptions for the illegals he employs at his own properties.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@RogerJStringer @txpoker1 @MollyJongFast I worked in stores where the number one source of “retail loss” was the store owner taking product for himself, not paying for it, and writing it off as “shoplifting”. It’s built into the business model.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@Angry_Staffer There’s a phone booth at the corner of Bath and Days Rd, by the Circle K.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@girldrawsghosts You can’t put your coffee cup on the roof, so I’m out.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@kdnerak33 One in three percent of North Americans don’t understand basic math.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@MollyJongFast Wait…

if fascists fight against fascists, does that make them both Antifa?

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@BonerWizard If I went into the hospital for a life-saving procedure and right before surgery the whole team came into my room and started praying, I would get THE FUCK outta that hospital.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@lindayacc @elonmusk As my Great Uncle Boboko says, “No matter how many times a snake sheds its skin, it’s still a snake.”

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@JuliusGoat I wouldn’t want to spend 10 hours locked in a minivan with 4 other people, let alone 10 hours locked in a SUBMARINE THE SIZE OF A MINIVAN with 4 other people.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@gtconway3d “Nobody knows more about treason than me.”

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@BuddhaBumble @Angry_Staffer Hopefully death was not so instantaneous that the father didn’t have a chance to realize he was a dick.

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@sling438 @Angry_Staffer How much does Trump sell pardons for? 2 million $$$ ?
This shlub doesn’t look like he can afford it

[Geordie Brown @Blackpool014]

@ACNewman “Mama I’m Coming Home”, sung by Ozzy Osbourne, is about a serial killer who has escaped from an institution for the criminally insane and is on his way to murder his mother for turning him into a monster.