there’s a German guy named Freddy here for the World Cup
as far as I can tell his meals on Monday were:
Waffle House at 1 AM
Wendy’s for lunch
Chili’s for dinner & NBA Finals Game 3
little does he know he just earned his citizenship, that was the secret meal combo to unlock it
when i was a kid i thought it was unrealistic that every week the new alien in power rangers was like "i'm gonna be the one that beats them up" but then i started watching kitchen nightmares and every manager is like "he's gonna like our food actually"
Ive talked about how gothic horror is a fear of the remains of a now dead decadence of the past, ie haunted castles or old haunted mansions. Our modern version of this is evidently empty shopping malls and anamatronic pizzaria arcades