A Tusken watches, agog, at somecunt blasting vast quantities of water at the Lars Homestead, and returns with a story that'll unite the clans into a raid the likes of which the Jundland Wastes has ever seen
>It's a cold fusion reactor that has ran dry after all these centuries
Oh cool, so it needs like some radioactive rock or whatever 40k stuff those use right?
>character pulls out water bottles
Even in the grimdark far future, it is steam