Blake Lee Eddleman

Don't follow me, I'll get you lost.

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Lately every time I get gas, I don't fill up all the way, cause i'm hoping next time prices will be lower.... that thought process isn't working.

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Mrs. Waterford gives me whiplash

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Normalize deleting posts after the manic episode is over.

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Wait at what point did it become okay for corporations to send us devices with only half the supplies needed for charging?

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Missing trash pickup is such a fail as an adult

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

I know 1 day I'll probably take a rock to the forehead & die, but nothing feels better than sticking your head out the window of the car after leaving the gym

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

There is absolutely no reason on God's green earth, that you should be tapping your brakes in the fast lane

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Swear I just held the door open for Stephen King while leaving the gym just now

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

I know I'm late, but just finished Modern Family. Now that it's over I'm sad

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Wait no, why are so many people driving on the road like they don't know they're driving on the road

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Those pending transactions always hit like a ton of bricks

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

The cranberry juices available in stores look like it glows in the dark 🤕

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Shadowhunters has me constantly rolling my eyes 🙄 working on season 2 though

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

My roman empire is that there are people walking around out there without a pinky toenails

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

I needed to be on a beach like yesterday

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

Aw, looks like the former owners of my new apartment loved Christmas

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Just found out about a "Dry January". Oh well I'll try again next year lol

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

Kissing dog noses is a highlight of my life

[Blake Lee Eddleman @BlakeBruhhhh]

This AM I woke up & had 30min to floss/brush my teeth & get to the dentist apt I already rescheduled for once. Yes my shorts were higher than my IQ