Blake

The Ohio State University - I don't really seem to touch hearts, that's why I'm becoming a neurosurgeon, so I can touch brains instead.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The 49ers can still win this game if Mike Pence does the right thing #SuperBowl

[Blake @Blake_Moore6897]

@ArmandDoma Just patiently waiting for someone to do a Eli Lily and Co tweet about free insulin again

[Twistwood🍁(Book Available!) @ByTwistwood]

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Left: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz after signing a law that guarantees free breakfast and lunch to all public school students

Right: Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders after signing a law that makes child labor easier

[Blake @Blake_Moore6897]

incredibly hilarious that the actual Riverside website has Lamuth misspelled in the description

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

BREAKING: An immense step forward. Pope Francis calls for the decriminalization of homosexuality worldwide: "Declaring such laws 'unjust,' Francis said the Catholic Church can and should work to put an end to them. 'It must do this. It must do this.'"
https://t.co/UGicjR3thN

[Game Hunter @imgamehunter]

Swear this kid is the future of streaming

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America's Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin https://t.co/l4pH7wYOkX

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

horrible news. been starting my days with 20-30 min of light yoga and unfortunately it really makes a difference, mentally and physically. i’m so sorry

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[ScienceInsider @ScienceInsider]

BREAKING: White House issues new policy that will require, by 2026, all federally-funded research results to be freely available to public without delay, ending longstanding ability of journals to paywall results for up to 1 year. Coverage coming on @ScienceInsider.

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

People who forget to eat are amazing to me. I miss one meal and I’m burning bridges with immediate family members. I miss two that’s organ failure, total body and mind shutdown by the end of one calendar day

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

Goodbyes are never easy. We support Dani in his future endeavours and encourage you to do the same. Nothing but love and appreciation for the 10 years we spent in this. Thank you.

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

If I buy these , I could never get passed 15 minutes before they all are gone. It’s the best tic tac around. No other tic tac can compete with the orange.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

most mentally unstable person you’ve ever met: I’m going to do a powerful hallucinogenic drug this weekend

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

You think i wrote a song in support of "traditional American values"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You funny.