Not Will Blart

100% not Will Blart

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@Chabashiranya you know

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@bumhcney @Chabashiranya you'd act different if it turned out the person that you thought was your dad has been lying to you since birth

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@bumhcney hmmmm, fine

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I am now taking applications to be a volunteer for my science project
https://t.co/hw2AkmC98I

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@bumhcney the precautions are shut up and fill out the form for plot

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@bumhcney it should be safe it's just a warning that there's a small chance it doesn't go well

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@Chabashiranya I WATCHED YOU STEAL THINGS

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@bumhcney that's classified information

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@MushyParson you'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

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@BJGovernment oh wait what you mean my da- I mean random guy I've never met is an imposter

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hello yes I am 100% not Will Blart yes yes