Maxwell

she’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

[Maxwell @BlasphemingJew]

I drink the espresso; I sip the espresso

[Maxwell @BlasphemingJew]

@hsr driver of bus #1521 route 1 screaming about an imaginary person getting on at the back door. Nobody got on at the back. Driver being belligerent and ruining everyone’s day. Muzzle your dog.

[Maxwell @BlasphemingJew]

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[Maxwell @BlasphemingJew]

Used to be you could shovel food into your mouth without even chewing, but not anymore. Because of choke.

[chappell roam voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

A meme I recently enjoyed

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jilted Lover Keying Cheater’s Car Realizes She Should Have Started Further Over https://t.co/WhtXTHh4hu

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

Disney better watch out or Rubin might cancel their subscription service a third time

[okdrou @fkapigz]

this joke is older than the hills it is public domain

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Jada parking in a handicapped spot and tapping her bald head in the direction of someone in a wheel chair as she runs into the grocery store real quick

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

chris rock didn't even lose his balance and y'all are out here being like "WHAT IF HE WAS BETTY WHITE AND WILL SMITH HAD A SLEDGEHAMMER"

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Genuinely one of the most insane white woman moments I’ve ever seen on here

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Honestly the craziest part was that will smith not only won best actor post slap, but his speech was mostly a justification for said slap and everyone cheered for him

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

"Assault a comedian and get away with it huh?"

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

last night my 4 year old son looked at me and said “in a world full of will smiths, be a zelensky.” And then did the wakanda salute. sadly we had to put him down