Heloise

Labour Party, Rejoiner, financial regulation geek, book lover, NUFC fan, dog lover and food obsessive. Bipolar, too.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@TUIUK The thing about that is that I take no hold luggage specifically to avoid airport check-in. It is absolutely infuriating to receive a "don't worry, you can check in at the airport." I know. And I am taking only hand luggage because I want to avoid that!

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@TUIUK Is there something wrong with your online check-in service today?

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@cjsnowdon @ClarkeMicah Well, if you are a lazy twat.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@ClarkeMicah I will buy this book. Our small island is far too small for the numbers of cars on the roads. I've heard Britain described as a post-industrial slag heap. Huge car park is the better description imo.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@cjsnowdon @ClarkeMicah Your two feet give you freedom, too.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@ClarkeMicah @WingsEcosse The thing about Cambridge is that it has that Fens desolation about it. If you feel it, you feel it.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@ClarkeMicah There used to be Dorothy L. Sayers tours, too, I believe. I was a member of the Dorothy L. Sayers Society for many years, so I am not necessarily complaining. I'm just pointing something out.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@ClarkeMicah You need to see what has happened to Alnwick re: Hogwarts.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

#premierleague corruption. We played Arsenal next week and, if Schär was a red, so should Gabriel have been a red card.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@markpougatch Absolutely right. But do check your own language. You aren't without sin.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

#premierleaguefuckingcorrupt.#arsenal#mancity. How did Schär get sent off for the same offence as the Araenal player got a yellow for?

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@doublebelle @ClarkeMicah You really are disgusting.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@doublebelle @ClarkeMicah We do have a freedom you lack: Being allowed to cross a road when you know you are safe. #Jaywalking. PSML.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@doublebelle @ClarkeMicah It has been said before, but the only freedoms we lack that you have is for people with room temperature IQs or mental health problems (which our NHS would try to help) to have access to serious weaponry.

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@doublebelle @ClarkeMicah Thick as two short planks, aren't you? Lack of free speech in Britain? Christ, you idiots believe everything you see on Fox. And, BTW, it's trodden. Not "trod."

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@doublebelle @ClarkeMicah Oh dear. Do you really want to use the word "lecherous" when you elected a self-confessed "fussy grabber?" Who, despite his current toy throwing about Britain, has previously had a meltdown about not being voted "Scot of the Year."

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

The louder the crowd gets the more this referee looks petrified and confused!!! #NEWMUN

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Great win for the Toon with 10 men and deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻Not sure who was worse. The Ref or Man Utd. #bothhopeless

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

Cheering myself up by watching old Absolutely Fabulous episodes. Hilarious programme. But also: could Jennifer Saunders *be* any more beautiful?

[Heloise @Bleakworldview]

@dancarr1979 @NUFCMurph Especially when someone commits GBH, punctures someone's lung and doesn't get sent off.