Matthew Blevins

Nebraska dad, IT guy, and stand-up comic turning chaos into chuckles. 🎤💥 Husband, dad, film critic turned jokester. #StandUpComedy #NebraskaDadEnergy

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@wolfiecomedy Show them "High Five" and after "he fell for the soup" they'll go figure out the rest on their own.

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Without someone pressuring me about how I'm supposed to feel about stuff, I'm like RoboCop before they installed the software.

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I communicate with jokes and movie references. If my kids need relationship advice or help with math homework, I hand them a stack of DVDs and do some light riffing. They don't know how DVDs work and don't find me funny.

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The only boundaries my family respects are buffet sneeze guards.

[Dames Marvs @karavarus]

THE DAMES MARVS SHOW - PROMO - MATTHEW BLEVINS https://t.co/ZCyR0odjTe via @YouTube

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@jessecase As well as Keith Richards and whatever is left of Gram Parsons.

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Thought these were lyrics to the new Kanye song

[maria (posterity) @EFFEXWH0RE]

Star Wars dares to ask the question, what if your DAD was HITLER and your nephew was HITLER and YOU kissed your SISTER ?

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I’ve upgraded to a Hedonic StairMaster.

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Am audience member said I looked like an AI composite image of a dad, and I’ve never felt more seen.

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Real Genius is the only correct answer.

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Comedy is dead. -Nietzsche probably

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First chance I get, I’m gonna smell Jelly Roll. His moniker implies sweet, but I’ll bet he smells more savory.

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If you’re not changing it in your forties, you’re choosing it. I’ve been choosing these socks for three days in a row.

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I hesitated on a picture of this Rhea Ripley gal for half a second and now my algorithm is saturated with wrestling. Always stay locked in, my dudes.

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I was given every disadvantage growing up. I should be way better at comedy by now.

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I am the smartest person from my trailer park, but the dumbest person pretty much everywhere else.

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William Defoe is obviously an alien posing as a dude, but the real mystery is why he chooses to look like that.

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Be careful, those are load bearing socks.

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We need to return to seventies cinema sensibilities, when the most attractive person was a 6 and we all had respect for outlaws and misfits. It’s the only chance I’ve got for a movie career.

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If it’s not good enough for a Love react, I’ll just keep scrolling. I don’t trust people who are casually enthusiastic about too much stuff.