Daniel

A blind man that enjoys cooking. Profile picture by @AschMau_
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[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump: MASSIVE FRAUD HAPPENING IN PENNSYLVANIA!!

*Pennsylvania called for Trump*

Trump: just kidding this election was fair

Trump voters, do you really not see a problem here? You can’t support democracy only when you win.

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

No bank executives arrested for laundering $670,000,000 in drug cartel money. But jump a turnstile and get arrested or shot for $2.90.

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

oh so the AI can read as many copyrighted books as it wants for free but when i want to do that it's suddenly an issue

[(⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ @pisser2upreme]

"John [video game title]" will ALWAYS be the funniest way to refer to a game protagonist

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The workers know how to run the machines because that is their job

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Growing up in the American south & seeing the utter decimation this one vine can do leaves such a huge impact on you.

It’s like wow. A guy in the 1940s destroyed America’s ecology bc he thought it looked pretty & thought it would help stop erosion.
Now there’s no going back.

[Peter Frase @pefrase]

The New York Times knows that college students are naughty and must be punished, but it also dares to ask: can they ever be punished enough?

[Falastin Flip @TOliveFern]

this is one step away from burning books

[Seth Kearsley @SethKearsley]

Exactly the kind of thing you would be asked to avoid in 3D animation now.

“Can’t we just have him reach for the jacket and then cut to him outside wearing the jacket?”

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Gonna say something unpopular here: I don’t think both parties are the same

[nat. @its_natclayton]

Corporate brainrot is removing your game from sale from nearly 200 countries instead of admitting your account system is unnecessary

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Real tragic arc to J.J. Abrams's career. He made a Star Trek movie that made you think "this man should really be making a Star Wars movie." Then he made a Star Wars movie that made you think "this man should really be in prison"

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

“https://t.co/rwMURHjxmC”
And it’s an Egyptian stele about how a pharaoh successfully ended a famine and restored order

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

The gaslighting continues.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

notice which occupation has an entire culture dedicated to the idea that they face a uniquely dangerous work environment that isn't even on the list

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

ok that’s all for the year. don’t vandalize wikipedia it’s one of the last unenshittified websites

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

I generally think wikipedia vandalism is unfunny and immature and I care enough about the sanctity of the encyclopedia to act like a total narc when people deface it. but there is one example that unfortunately makes me laugh every time I see it. so here you go.